I know i used to always write stupid posts on stupid celebrities, but this one is somehow special to me! I’m definitely talking about Katie Holmes, and yes I might have a crush on her! However it seems she’s not looking very great, mostly because she’s really working her but to get back on her career, The Daily Mail reports: "The long hours of theatre work appeared to be taking their toll on Katie Holmes as the actress was pictured in New York looking gaunt and worn out. The 29-year-old, dressed all-in-black with a bright orange handbag, appeared to be feeling the strain as she returned to the Gerard Schoenfeld theatre in Broadway for rehearsals." I believe she’s going to get back on track right away, just a few days off and she’ll be fine! Other then that, she must also stay away from Tom Cruise stupid Scientology beliefs! That’s something I’m too bored to write about… bla bla!

Ah yes Madonna! Everybody used to like her, and almost everybody had the chance to get naked with her! Anyway, here’s something that you probably didn’t know: Madonna had her private life planned on paper – both sexual and spiritual! That’s so awesome, especially for Guy Ritchie, The Sun reports:

The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex. It stated that Guy had to "work to enrich his wife's emotional and spiritual well being" and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows "to resolve conflicts in a constructive way". Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: "I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this." The marriage rules said both parties must "devote time to our sexual expressiveness" and "not use sex as a stick to beat one another". Sources said Madonna pinned the contract up in their New York home after they saw marriage counsellors two years ago, and would say to her husband, "Contract, Guy, contract" if he broke the rules."

Oh that’s a very smart way of contriling things, and people two! Two bad it didn’t take longer for Guy Ritchie to realize that he was completely off target with the “Like a Virgin” singer by his sides!

I know that England folks love to have fun the hard way: like getting drunk and start a fight, or at least devastate a pet store or two, still this one’s new: here’s Jodie Marsh drunk and having a lot of fun while hanging out of her car window! I said she’s having a lot of fun because if you’ll take a closer look you will see that another chick is pulling her finger right beneath Jodie’s ass… Maybe it’s just me, but seriously girls, you should either get a room and finger each other till you drop dead, or at least do your naught things with your windows up! Mmkey? Still I like drunk girls so I find this both funny and worthy of a post… check her out!

Here’s Beyonce Knowles at some sort of fashion presentation or something snobby anyway! First thing first she’s just great looking, secondly she’s made of wax! Seriously if you’ll give a look at these pictures you will be amazed on how good they made a replica of Beyonce! Yes sir, that’s a wax sculpture, allright! It can’t be Beyonce… she’s not that stiff, and she’s definitely that a posing girl! Or maybe I’m wrong? Hmm, I’ll let you decide on that!