Tila Tequila is so damn precious I said when I saw her wearing this fancy dress, but do understand that when I say precious, I mean that in a very sexual – almost pornographic – way! Tila Tequila has everything a man can desire: she’s incredible hot, she’s got tattoos all over her body, and she’s always smiling, even when she’s crying! There is however one thing she’s not very good at… and that is tallness! Still I don’t care if Tila’s short, ‘cause you know how they say: everything she’s taking in her tiny hands, look a whole lot bigger then they actually are… So here she is, Tila Tequila, the hottest chick we get to see today… Yummi!

I used to idolize four or maybe five celebrities in the past for their juicy enormous fanbags, and I’d like to add another one to my list! There was Kim Kardashina, Jessica Simpson, a bit of Lindsay Lohan – again I’m only referring to her boobs -, Pamela Anderson, and maybe Katie Price – before she pulled out her silicones. Today’s pick up is of course Salma Hayek! You can say anything, and criticize her in every possible way, I’m still voting her as one of the best boobies gifted celebrity ever! Still it’s a rough battle out there, but Salma definitely deserves her place with the above mentioned celebs! Sure she’s a mommy now, but that’s not my problem – I wished it was though! Words have no value, instead watch these pictures! Enjoy… I know I did!

I must warn you that these pictures can seriously damage your eyes and yes there is a high probability you will remain blind for life! But if you have the guts you should watch these pictures of Fergie! I don’t know if I’ll be able to finish this article, so help me GOD, because this is one ugly Fergie! Excuse me for that, did I just said ugly Fergie? What I ment was: one ugly and way too OLD Fergie! Now I really don’t know how did Fergie end up like this… maybe it’s because of too much cholesterol or maybe she’s doing drugs again… either way she should make a plastic surgery appointment and get that solved as soon as possible! Fergie, if I were you I’d stay away from the nightlife at least for a while, ‘cause you really look like crap… and OLD! You must be sixty or something! Damn! Celebrities really suck!

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Before I start posting anything about our beloved Jessica Simpson, I want to explain first what BJ really means: B stands for blow, while J stands for job… and yes Jessie’s really faking a BJ, not to a real person of course, but to a microphone! And when I say microphone I’m actually talking about that metal object where you speak and everyone else can hear your voice from quite a distance… Anyway, we’ve seen Jessica Simpson taking advantage of microphones before, but this time she’s special because… well, she’s combining that with a “well praised” cleavage and some very short pants! Ridiculous hot I know, and when you think she’s still without a date… maybe she’s trying to prove something here? That she doesn’t need a man to get satisfaction perhaps… a simple “microphone” can do the trick… for her that is! Check her out!

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