It seems Carmen Electra hasn't forgotten her old “check my boobs” habits! Thankfully for us we can take another glim view on Carmen's never dying boobs! Yummy!

Finally something worthy of a post! Carmen Electra sharing her fanbags with us! It's been a while since i last associated the words Carmen Electra and fanbags together! Today my friend is your lucky day! Our waiting days are over! Carmen Electra probably decided she should give remind us that she used to be America's most Boobalicious celebrity just a while ago, and that she still has what it takes for a come back... yes it's true she still has those naughty “puppies” and she's not afraid to take them out from time to time, luckily for us! This is how a super celebrity should look like, not like that crack head Amy Winehouse, who's lately having serious skin infection problems – yuck yuck! What's more to be added about this gorgeous celebrity? Hmm i can deliberate at least 10000 words about Carmen Electra, but i shall not! Her time is nearly up, and because there are too many band rolling, over night born celebrity i can't take the luxury and only concentrate on her! I will however post pictures and news about Carmen Electra as often as possible, that's the least I can do for her! Check her out... now that's a real hotness...

Paris Hilton is hot thanks to the holly army of Photoshop Geeks! God praise them!

I hate all the photoshop geeks out there that are working their ways to make things a bit better looking then they are in reality! I suppose the German Maxim Magazine hired at least 100 such geeks to make Paris Hilton actually look hot! I don't know why but i have a strange feeling this is not the body of Paris! And her eye is somehow changed! I wonder why she's not looking like a pirate anymore – it's amazing what digital photo manipulation can do these days! Also watch closely her lips! They're a bit too big, for how i remember Paris! Yes you might say that's because of the make up, and stuff like that! You can say that, but i still say they've used Photoshop at full throttle to make her look like this! Still i have to admit the result is amazing! At least for the cover picture, 'cause the other pics are not very impressive!

Amy Winehouse has a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps!

Oh boy this is probably the most disgusting news I've read today so far! Can you imagine the “gorgeous”Amy Winehouse having problem with a bacterial skin infection? Not to mention that just a few days ago it was rumored that Amy Winehouse is getting ready to lunch her personal clothing line and cosmetics: “It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps - and is "is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people," according to the Mayo Clinic's Web site..."She's fine," a pal tells PEOPLE. "She's not hiding away. She's never been one to care what people think." So she doesn't even care if someone else will get the disease, all she care about is herself! I wonder how did she end up with a “bacterial skin infection” in the first place? Maybe from the needles – you know drug addicts use them quite often to increase the “pleasure”? Or maybe from her incarcerated boyfriend! In conclusion she's sick, so stay the hell away from her! Yuck!

Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne pissed on themselfs and tried to beat gravity after a very wild night! Good thing gravity treats celebrities like any other person... what goes up, must eventually come down!

Ah yeah, the good old fashion: let's get drunk till we drop and flash our smugged faces to the paps! Yep, that's one of the best things you can do if you're a celebrity! And since I'm pointing to Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne, it's understandable they got a really drinking orgy, The Daily Mail reports: “One is a millionaire model. The other the daughter of rock royalty. But last night, Kate Moss and Kelly Osbourne turned 3am party girls to pair up for a wild night out in London, leaving both clearly the worse for wear as they partied until the early hours of this morning. Kate leant heavily on boyfriend Jamie Hince, as she and Kelly left club Punk in Soho last night. The 34-year-old model, and mother of daughter Lila Grace, 5, exited the club unsteadily with her head hanging down, wearing black shorts and a leather jacket, and opaque tights which appeared to have stains on them. While a dramatically pale Kelly, the daughter of rocker Ozzy Osbourne and X Factor judge Sharon, clearly needed the support of two pals as she made her way out to the waiting car." Now that's what i'm talking about! Get drunk, piss on you and then try to beat gravity! Funny thing, is no matter who you are, gravity still treats you the same as the others, celebrity or not! Anyway these two were pretty loaded, and as you can see in the pictures, they can hardly remember who they are, or what they were doing – my bet is Kate forgot she needs a toilet to actually take a piss... but that's just a hunch...

Natalie Portman almost exposes her privates! Still it's a worthy view for a freak like you!

For all the Natalie Portman freaks out there this might be a very good occasion to lay your hands deep down your pants and start fantasize about Natalie's privates! I've got this pictures for you just to get you started, but other then that it's your imagination that must do the work – and of course your favorite hand! Natalie Portman was invited at Letterman! I'm pretty sure there's a video of her fancing around with her last movie “The Other Boleyn Girl l”but i will only stick to the pics! SH'es quite hot and although she's wearing one of the shortest dresses ever, we still couldn't take a good glance at her “personal bellongins!” - still it's better then nothing! I would have liked to see at least a piece of her panties she was wearing... hmm, or maybe we couldn't see that because she wasn't wearing any? I'm playing with your mind now! She's lesbian anyway! Just like her friend, Scarlett Johanson! Still it's a good picture, and lesbian or not, you'd still love to get yourself between the legs of these gorgeous celebs! Check her out... yummi!

Here's a picture of how Tara Reid will look at 60 years old! The bad thing is that she's looking like that at only 32 years old.... life's a real bitch!

Oh man this is a very bad week for me! I can already feel the bad karma heading this way... my way i mean! I was so anxious to start this week good, but faith it seems it's not without a sense of irony! And i'm blaming Tara Reid for all the bad things that will follow this post! Initially i wanted to call this post something easy and not very important for the audience, just to clear your views for a sec or two, but Tara had other plans with me! Have a look at this picture! Who's that you ask? Why, it's Tara Reid! She's looking 67! I guess that's her latest disguise, and fashion trends! You know with all this paparazzi stalking every celebrity, she thought: oh, why don't i disguise as a granny! Yeah that way no one will notice my f***ed up face... Oh i can't stand watching her anymore! She's old and ugly... forget her fanbags, i'm too depressed right now to concentrate on anything that has to do with Tara Reid! Check her out.. if you got the guts!

Here’s Adriana Lima showing off her hairy hands! That’s gross and scary at the same time!

One good… one bad for today’s news! First Rihanna zero talent fashion, afterwards Rachel Bilson showed what being feminine is all about and now it’s time for something bad again! This one is the worst we get to see! Adriana Lima and her hairy hands! Yes you’ve heard it right! She’s got hairy hands! Oh man I’ve seen this before on Nelly Furtado! First thing I must confess I was very excited to see Adriana Lima posing for us, as she was present at the Fashion Fest 2008 Spring/ Summer in Mexico City! And I was wondering what should I write about her?… she’s got nice legs and very pretty face! She’s decent and she’s well known around the world for her… and then a voice inside my head said: hairy hands… hairy hands! What the hell… she does has hairy hands doesn’t she! Oh my… that’s a big no no for any girl! I mean males… let us behave and look like monkeys, but girls? That’s unacceptable! Especially when you call yourself a Brazilian supermodel, and you represent prestigious brands like Victoria’s Secret or Maybelline! Try razors if you can’t stand the wax! Duh!

Rachel Bilson is without a question the hottest Californian women ever! At the time being she’s way over celebs like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or that lunatic Britney Spears! Here she is posing for Nylon Magazine March 2008 Preview!

Pfiew, after seeing Rihanna zero talent on clothing it is time now to pick on California’s sweetheart: Rachel Bilson! I’ve probably said this before, but Rachel Bilson is the kind of celebrity that can wear nothing and still win the prize for best clothing style – I’m overreacting now, that’s what I do whenever I get excited about something/someone! Rachel is almost 28 – born August 25 – but I can barely compare her with Lindsay Lohan who’s almost 22 but looking thirty something! Of course that’s just one of the many Ases Rachel Bilson is having over celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears or Paris Hilton! Sure, while Rachel is concentrating on her career, the others are concentrating or posing naked for prestigious magazines, get drunk and high as often as possible… Still let’s not go too far! Rachel Bilson at the time being is being ranked as California’s sweetheart, while Lindsay Lohan goes for titles like the worst actress ever (she did won the Razzie for that)! Rachel Bilson is too good to be true, and although I haven’t read anything about her private life, I really don’t care! It’s better to fantasize about someone without knowing his real life – in most of the cases you’ll get disappointed after finding out his/hers secrets!

Rihanna’s not wearing her boobs anymore! Such a shame!

No… no! Please don’t get me wrong I love her… she’s simply terrific! She’s Rihanna for Christ sake, but even though her status should always impose the best clothing style – because she’s a celebrity – that’s not the case for today! Here we have Rihanna at John Galliano fashion show in Paris! I don’t give a crap about the fashion magazines or clothing trends but I do give a crap when there are celebrities involved – and when you say celebrity and fashion you got to bound them together! Back on Rihanna though! What the hell is that she’s wearing you might ask? I don’t know either… it’s some sort of boobless ugly dress! Maybe that’s what she was trying to show us: look, look, I’m not wearing boobs today! And what’s with the shoes? They look like sleepers to me – again I remind you I’m no fashion designer, so I apologies to the pros! Nice watch Rihanna’s wearing though! Are you sure that’s a female watch though? I doubt it! I can hardly believe this is Rihanna we’re talking about… but it is! Check her out! Rihanna without boobs!

Lidnsay Lohan is about to get naked for Hugh Hefner! It’s just a matter of time now!

This is too sweet… I’ve always knew that old fart Hugh Hefner is a sick puppet who bangs the world most sexiest – and also dumbest – females ever, but this time I have to give him credit for this idea: he’s planning to get Lindsay Lohan naked for Playboy… and of course he’ll afterwards or maybe before that take her on a tour! Come on everybody knows how he’s picking his models right?

You can be miss universe, still if you’re not prepared to give Hughie a BlowJ, then you’re not good enough for Playboy! Anyway Lindsay Lohan will get another chance to strip off and pose nude as Marilyn Monroe - if Hugh Hefner gets his way.

Hefner wants the starlet to appear in Playboy recreating Monroe’s famous naked swim from her ‘Something’s Got to Give’ movie, according to U.S reports. I don’t care what she’s posing as… as long as she’s doing it naked! So let’s see your goodies Lindsay! This time strip it off for good!