Celebrity Catfight: Angelina Jolie Collides with Jennifer Aniston!

Finally it's payback time for Jennifer Aniston! Why is that? It's because on February 23 Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will occupy the same space for the first time since Jen split from ex-hubby Brad Pitt! Sources tell that Jennifer Aniston has been looking forward for this moment for a very long long time... and now she's going to get the chance to get it all back – literally speaking, because she and Brad Pitt are so over...! "Jen has finally decided this would be her night to get even," a top studio exec explains in the new issue of OK!. "She'll have herself drop-dead gorgeous for the evening and supported by some of the most powerful people in Hollywood." In recent days, Jen's been sneaking off to a Vancouver spa in between takes on the set of her upcoming film for everything from pedicures to lash and brow tints. "She has spent a long time preparing for this moment," a friend of the actress tells OK!. "Jen wants it to be on her terms." On the other hand I would have expected Angelina Jolie to get ready for the big moment, but it seems Angelina is careless about the event: "Angie hardly ever thinks about Jennifer, to be honest," a pal of the Oscar winner relates!. "She's got more important things on her mind than Brad's ex-wife." Hmm Angelina Jolie doesn't care about Jennifer Aniston? Not even for a bit? That's odd... I doubt Angelina will be completely indifferent about Jennifer Aniston! Oh boy I hope they'll at least throw things at each other and use dirty words...

Pink sends letter to fans, explaining her break up with Carey Hart!

AS you may already know Pink is about to split with her husbie Carey Hart! But do you know the reasons? No? Well guess what... it seems there are no real reasons... Pink and Carey can't be more then best friends, although she hopes that one day they might end up together again! Here's what she personally wrote – I doubt about this – on her website to thank her fans for their outpouring of support over the last 24 hours:

Hi everybody.

I wanted to reach out personally to all my fans/friends out there in the world. First and foremost, thank-you for all of your support and love, it means a lot to me right now. The most important thing for you all to know, is that Carey and I love each other so so much. This break up is not about cheating, anger, or fighting. I know it sounds like cliche bulls***, but we are best friends, and we will continue to be. All I know at this point, is that I want to make the best album I can, and Carey wants to do the best possible job he can with everything he has going on. He is a good man, so please support him as well. One never knows the future, but mine and Careys' just might involve beach babies and sunshine one day. Just not right now. Thanks for the concern and caring.

X Miss P

Well there you have it... maybe you're smarter then me and maybe you'll get a better understanding on why are they breaking up? There's no cheating... there's no anger... there's no fighting... so where is the love?

Rumors are Avril Lavigne is getting ready for pregnancy! She's been spotted shopping for cheetah diaper bag, baby AC/DC tees and a camo pacifier holder at Kitson for Kids!

Lately every celebrity I know gets pregnant.... what is this? First there was Christina Aguilera... then Gwen Stefani... then Jennifer Lopez... then Halle Berry (I think it's more suitable to call her Halle Belly from now on) and now it seems Avril Lavigne is somehow pregnant! I said somehow because there's nothing sure about this so far, OK! Magazine relates: “The pop-punk rocker was spotted shopping at Kitson for Kids, Lisa Kline Kids and Petit Tresor on Monday with husband of a year and a half, Deryck Whibley. The couple reportedly picked up a cheetah diaper bag, baby AC/DC tees and a camo pacifier holder at the store. Alas, a possible baby bump couldn't be spotted as the 23-year-old shielded her midsection with her large Prada bag.“ There were some rumors about Avril Lavigne going pregnant since last month but Avril denied the speculations in a recent issue of Maxim: ”Remember in high school when people would start fake rumors about you?" she says. "Well, this isn't high school; it's like, the entire world.” Okay so maybe she's not pregnant... but you know it's cool to make up stories about our celebrities and then drive them insane with stupid questions... that's another side of the showbiz! Deal with that!

Britney Spears is getting ready to hire Attorney from Hell! Be afraid... be very afraid!

It seems Britney Spears decided to fight back for the custody of her kids! And since her former lawyers were no good to grant her the custody she is now searching for a new lawyer! Rumors are that Britney Spears future lawyer will be family-law attorney to the stars Stacy Phillips of the law firm Phillips, Lerner, Lauzon & Jamra. In case you never herd of her, let me tell you that she's very well known for representing celebrities like: Bobby Brown, baseball legend Darryl Strawberry, and the ex-spouses of Axl Rose, Tori Spelling and Jean-Claude Van Damme, among many others in her 24 years of family law practice. Wow now that's got to mean something! Especially for Britney Spears... she's a celebrity two and she's going to need this attorney if she wants to defeat K-Fed! The Ivy League legal eagle — she has degrees from both Dartmouth and Columbia — is one of the most feared divorce and custody attorneys in the country and has recently written the book Divorce: It's All About Control How to Win the Emotional, Psychological and Legal Wars. Ironically, Divorce received a certificate of commendation from the Mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, whose soon-to-be-ex-wife Corina is represented by... yes you guessed it.... the same Phillips! The attorney from hell... this has to be Phillips nickname! I'm pretty sure that by now, a strategy has been formed to bring Britney Spears kids back... one way or another this Phillips is going to do it... the easy way.. or the hellish way! Grrr!

Lindsay Lohan is unquestionable the hottest-bustiest BAD ASS girl in Hollywood!

Just yesterday we got to see Lindsay Lohan posing naked and topless for New York Magazine as Marilyn Monroe in “The Last Sitting” photoshoot, and today we get to see her again, looking incredible hot even with her clothes on! I love Lindsay Lohan's boobs... but other than that i can't find anything appealing about yesterday's picture! Call me a freak but i somehow like her more in today's pictures, where she's showing off that naughty cleavage at the 3rd Annual Los Angeles Italian Film Festival! And what's the thing between Lindsay Lohan and Marilyn Monroe and Lindsay Lohan? They have nothing in common.. except for a wig and nakedness! Let's face it... there was only one Marilyn Monroe and there's no one that can replace her... ever! Plus Lindsay Lohan was looking a bit chubby to me... Anyway I sustain my point: Lindsay Lohan is hotter with her clothes on! Maybe it's the make up or maybe it's the hair color that changes her so much.... either way she's better looking brunette then blonde! At least in my eyes that is... Check her out...

Paris Hilton is being investigated for holding 17 bitches at her mansion!

Ex-convict Paris Hilton was recently investigated by The Los Angeles Department of Animal Services after she declared on Ellen that's she has 17 bitches at her whorehouse... i mean dogs at her penthouse! It seems that non-breeders are only allowed to have 3 dogs per household, and since Paris Hilton can breed anything from gonorrhea to herpes but not dogs, she's not allowed to raise 17 dogs, The Daily Mail reports: I have 17 dogs, yes - lots," she told the open-mouthed chat show host. "They all sleep in my bed - well, not all of them, but I let some of them." Paris said she owned so many dogs because they kept getting pregnant and she thought it was cruel to give the puppies away. "They keep having babies and I feel bad about giving them away," she explained. "If I had a baby and someone gave it away for me I feel bad for my dogs." The former jailbird said she makes sure she takes all her pups out the same number of times, so they all get equal attention. "I trade it off so they don't get jealous," she said. "I'll bring like three out at once." When Ellen asked why she didn't just get the animals neutered, Paris said they had now all been "fixed". "Well, two of them weren't," she later confessed."! Oh well at least she's doing good for these dogs... although I wonder how can she take care of these dogs when she can barely keep en eye on her – got it? Eye? You do know she got a closing eye? Oh forget it, dumbo!

Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said!

Jamie Lynn Spears is not such a good girl as you used to think anymore! There seems to be some sources that recently declared very nasty things about her! They may not be entirely truth, but she did got pregnant at 16 so, let's not make her a saint either: “I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with -- or the last," says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. "There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent." Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. "Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that." Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. "It's cool, I'm pregnant," she said. "I can't get pregnant again!" Now this is not very cool is it! I mean for a 16 years old brat booze and sex is a bit too much! But – there's always a but, when i'm talking about the Spears family – do not forget that Jamie is the sister of the most famous pop star celebrity in the world: Britney Spears! So if Britney Spears can get as low as getting banged by paparazzi, and loose everything she ever worked for, then having sex with stranger is something very common! Way the go Jamie Lynn Spears! Keep it up, and you might even get in front of your sister... for the worst and most humiliated celebrity in the world! Mmm, but wait she's not even a celebrity yet!

Jessica Busty Simpson is about to star in a new reality show!

It seems Chestica Simson... i mean Jessica Simpson is about to star in another reality show! As you all remember she used to host the MTV Show “Newlyweds” with her then husbie Nick Lachey, witch ultimately brought her on the hills of glory – funny how MTV works out for these celebrities! "We have had exploratory talks with Jessica's camp, but nothing has been confirmed or signed." said the representative for CMT – the US TV network who's going to broadcast the show! On the other hand Jessica's father Joe, recently stated that her daughter found it difficult to cope without the constant presence of cameras when 'Newlyweds' finished: "With 'Newlyweds' she let everyone into her world. Then she had to shut the world out. Now she can open it up again so people can see, here's a
girl struggling with self-esteem and finding her way. "Country music is about storytelling, after all." Okay that's what her father says, but then there's Jessica's representative that actually denied the story: "It's not time for a reality show. Jessica is finishing her country album in Nashville. They're in talks with CMT for a special timed-to-air show when the album is released, but there's no truth whatsoever to there being a reality show." I wasn't actually into this kind of show anyway! I mean i love seeing Jessica Simpson's boobs and stuff, but a reality show with her? That's not very interesting for me... although in the backstage, strange “things” happen – girls running naked... or so i've heard! That's something I'm definitely into!

Sam Lutfi was using drugs on Britney Spears to get her into a sleep induced coma so that the doctors could then heal her brain!

This is probably the best news I've read this week! It seems that Britney Spears has finally decided to clean her misery, and get rid of all the scums in her life, starting of course with that jerk Sam Lutfi! Although Sam was one of her closest “friend” - and lover of course – it seems things are turning against him, OK! Magazine reports: “Sam Lutfi, Britney Spears' former confidante and self proclaimed manager better continue laying low. Not only is he currently being hunted down by the people who wish to serve him with a restraining order, but he is now also being investigated by police for allegedly drugging the pop star.” Drugging they say? Hmm now why would Sam Lutfi do such a horrible, horrible thing to his beloved “girlfriend”? Maybe to keep her in control? Oh yeah that's what i think... and he's so idiot that he even confessed to Britney Spears parents with the way he kept Britney Spears “under control”: "Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney's pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdol and Seroquel. He told us that he puts them in her food and that was the reason she had been quiet for the last three days. He told us that the doctor who is treating her is trying to get her into a sleep induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to 'heal her brain.'" ! Heal her brain? Oh this is hilarious!... How can you heel someone's brain using drugs... what the hell is that? Oh well Lutfi, now you're being investigated by Major Crimes Division of the LAPD... how do you feel about that? They're going to treat you two... you sick motherf**er... Obviously eh couldn't be reached for a comment, but his spokesperson confirmed that Sam Lutfi is aware of the investigation!

Britney Spears got secretly married with Adnan Ghalib last month in Mexico! She got screwed.... he got a 250.000$ Mercedes!

If you remember right, just last month Britney Spears fled with her paparazzi lover Adnan Ghalib, to Mexico! That's not surprising because she's Britney Spears and we all know how loco this girl really is!There were some pictures showing them having a wonderful time: shopping and dining out! So nothing out of the ordinary right? Wrong! Here's the funny thing: Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib got secretly married while in Mexico! Pretty stupid huh? New York Daily relates: “The glossy says she "secretly wed" lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit - which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry. Star ed Candace Trunzo tells me: "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist." More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn's exit. She allegedly told her lawyers, who had imposed a grand-a-day spending limit, that she needed the cash for a new Mercedes." Oh man this is really sick! AzLynn Berry? What kind of f***ed up name is this anyway? Did she even knew about this? Adnan worked her pretty well! Britney Spears got screwed... while Adnan Ghalib got a Mercedes... awesome job! Britney what can I say... stupidity defines you best! Dumb brat!