Fergie's taking out the good stuff: her booty in tight jeans!

Oh here's something worthy to be talked, rumored and masturbate about: Fergie's ass of course! I don't know much about Fergie's life... last time I checked on her she was about to get married... anyway, I always admired her “personal belongings” - especially her boobs and booty of course! Usually we'd see Fergie wearing a striped short dress and a t-shirt, but it seems today we get to see anything but the usual! Oh happy day! So she finally decided to try the jeans! Good for her! We all know how good chicks in tight jeans look... and I am a sucker for tight jeans girls! No shame in that, believe me! So here's Fergie flipping off her ass at Sunfest – where she performed live it seems! Another reason for her letting go of that striped short dress might be the fact that she's getting fatter? Okay now i'm just mean to her! She's looking great... check her out!

Micha Barton showing off her goodies! If you can call it that way!

Here's something that might make you want to puke! I am sorry for showing you this, but this is just to remind you that celebrities are people like me and you, and sometimes they are even lower then us! These are indeed the worst pictures I've ever seen with Micha Barton! What the hell happened with her legs? She looks like a 65 years old granny... Also she hates wearing bras, so she's not wearing any today either – or whenever these pictures were taken! I doubt that you haven't seen Micha Barton boobs already, but I bet you never seen her cheesy legs like this have you? Sure some of you freaks might find that very attractive but for me that's simply disgusting! Okay time to move on something more interesting... coming up next: Fergie's booty! Now that's something worthy of a post!...

Mariah Carey bikini pictures from Vibe Magazine

Okay that's just the title from Vibe Magzine, so take it as it is! I know it's been a while since I last posted anything on Music-Juice, but i've been busy..:D – believe it or not I have a private life two! Anyway i'm back and that's all that matters! Here we have Mariah Carey posing at the beach, for Vibe Magazine! And yes she's hot! Don't know if they photoshoped her, or she's really looking that good, but what do you care about in the first place! Watch it and enjoy it! After all she is the sexiest singer alive, according to Vibe Magazine – I may have something to argue about this, but again, I'm not really in the mood for that! Long story short! Here's Mariah Carey and her sexy – photoshoped or not – body posing in bikini at the beach for Vibe Magazine! This is just for warm up!

Recently Paris Hilton declared that Kim Kardashian's ass reminds her of a cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag! And Jessica Simpson's boobs are way too big! Luckily, Paris Hilton is the gorgeous celebrity ever!

I just love when celebrities start throwing dirt on each other! Like the time when Lindsay Lohan – by the way I kind of miss that lunatic crazy happenings – called Paris Hilton “cunt”... Anyway time has passed, and celebrities grew up and become very mature in their thinking and acting! But that's not the case for Paris Hilton! Recently she said on a local radio station that she hates Kim Kardashian's ass and Jessica Simpson's boobs:

On Kim Kardashian's ass:
"I would not want that, that's gross. It's disgusting."..."It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of a big trash bag."
On Jessica Simpson's breasts:
"I like how mine are. I don't like big boobs, I think they're too... big."

Now don't you go crazy about it and start thinking that Paris Hilton is gealous on Kim Kardashian and Jessica Simpson's personal belongings! No way... that's not Paris Hilton style! The truth is Paris Hilton has herpes, a saggy eye, comically oversized feet, and looks like Big Bird if Big Bird had a bombed out vagina, but still she finds the time and power to criticize other – witch by the way dear Paris, are ten times better looking then you'll ever be! Ironic isn't it?

Avril Lavigne and her husbie caught making love in a public park! Or maybe they were just hugging each other?

Everybody loves having sex! Animals do it on the discovery channel... humans do it all over the planet: restrooms, stadiums, at the office, on the back seat of the car... you name it! We tried everything! And yes we love public sex! What's all this introduction have to do with celebrity gossip... well here it is: Avril Lavigne and her boyfriend/husband/ teenage rebel are giving us a taste of what goes down between them in the bedroom, while hanging around in a park! So yes, it's true, Avril Lavigne loves public sex! Now, as you will see in these pictures, she's more like masturbating – rubbing herself all over her boyfriend -, but I'm good with that too! I mean how often do you get to see Avril Lavigne doing this? Like never? My guess is she she’s probably getting her period and her hormones are all out of wack, and that's why she's acting so crazy! Or maybe she was just trying some yoga techniques on how to give her husbie a boner without too much workout! Either way, she's was caught doing it in public... so, she's probably loving public sex just as much as I enjoy it – although these days it's so damn hard to convince someone into it, without having to pay for her services! Check them out!

Kim Kardashian caught on camera while rubbing her boobs in public!

Here she is, the bootylicious Kim Kardashian again, showing off a few tricks on how to get a good grip on your boobs – this only apply to women, but considering the times we are living, to some men too! So Kim Kardashian was spotted trying out some clothes, while doing a bit o massages to her fanbags! Wow, i've always dreamed about Kim Kardashian, rubbing her tits, but never thought i'll actually live to see her doing it for real! And this is just the beginning! I'm 100% she's doing a lot more while she's trying out her clothes! Grabbing boobs is just the foreplay... I'll let you dream about what she loves doing next – I'm sure you have plenty of imagination in that directions, dontcha? If I were a shop owner, then i'd definitely do something about it and place some hidden cameras inside the wardrobe cabins... can you even think about the things are happening behind that curtain? So here she is, Kim Kardashian caught on rubbing her boobs in public... now that's what I call a celebrity caught on camera! Enjoy!

Pink showing off her fe-MALE side at the beach!

I have nothing with pop singers, nor I have something special with the one that goes by the name of Pink! However, I can't get over the fact that Pink in bikini is a total disaster! Yep she went to the beach to have a good time with her friends, I guess! And probably she really had! But – there's always a but – she's just horrible in that! Christ what the heck? Is that a boy or a girl wearing that? Judging by these pictures I can't so sure about it! Add that she has tattoos all over her body - on the backs of your thighs too – and you'll definitely want to go on a date with such a gorgeus girl... well my guess is that even a blind man would have to think twice about going out with Pink! Seriously I'm not overacting, she's really that bad looking! Still it seems that even a good looking fe-MALE like Pink has someone to love her! And that man can be no other then Todd Morse, guitarist for Juliette Lewis' band. Oh man he's one lucky son of a “cat”... or is he now?

Britney Spears zero driving skills exposed again! She hit another one!

If any of you drivers out there will be so unlucky to come across Britney Spears, while driving, then you should definitely ask yourself if you have anything to add to your will, 'cause believe it or not that may be the last day of your life! What I am trying to say is that Britney Spears driving skills are bellow zero, she's a freaking retard! I'd have more confidence in a monkey then her on the back of the steering wheel! Really I know women are not very skillful with driving, but Britney Spears is the perfect example why these “great creatures” should consider doing something else, other then driving! Reuters reports: “Britney Spears triggered a minor accident on a freeway in Los Angeles' San Fernando Valley on Saturday evening, but no one was injured and no tickets issued, a California Highway Patrol official said. The 26-year-old pop singer, whose career has been buried under an avalanche of personal and health problems, rear-ended a car in stop-and-go traffic after she failed to stop her Mercedes in time, said CHP Officer Patrick Kimball. The rear-ended car, driven by a man identified as "J. Flint," in turn pushed forward into another car, the CHP collision report said. The driver of the third car observed no damage, and drove off, the CHP incident report said.” Tmz said that Britney Spears was not paying attention to the road because she had more important things to do, while driving: she was putting on makeup at the time of the accident! So there you have it! Britney Spears and her magnificent driving skills...

If you have $75.000 and a camera you can hire Lindsay Lohan to pose fully naked for you! It seems she loves doing that for free two, as long as is part of her role! Got any change?

Wow, I mean wow! Here's something you probably didn't know about Lindsay Lohan: she loves getting naked in front of a camera! For the more she's not willing to charge you extra, as long as this is part of her role! So if you are a mediocre, zero talented writer you should send her a script – naked scenes are fully required! Lindsay Lohan was offered to play the role of a nymphomaniac waitress, in the new movie Florence! Nothing out of the ordinary, but get this: she offered to strip naked, just to spice up the movie a little bit, she thought! On the other hand the script only calls for a Lindsay Lohan topless scene, leading the producers to turn down her offer. Now that's ironic and stupid! Why would you turn down Lindsay Lohan willingness to strip naked in your movie! Damn these producers! They're all a bunch of gay people anyway! It seems they only gave lindsay Lohan 75.000$ to strip down, although she would have done much more, for a lot less! Hey I have an idea! How about we start a donation program, dedicated for Lindsay Lohan nakedness: 1$ from each visitor would be more then enough to pay Lindsay! We'd actually get to make a well documented movie on Lindsay Lohan genitals! Okay i'm going to stop now, as my mind is really messing everything up! I'm a lunatic, I know, but I would never miss the opportunity to get Lindsay Lohan naked on camera, unlike some other idiots!

It seems Jessica Simpson is growing beard, since she started using on her pretty face! Pictures shows it!

Okay so maybe I'm a bit ironic here! Jessica Simpson isn't really shaving her beard, she's actually doing a photoshoot for Esquire Magazine! What I can't understand is the message they're trying to send with this promo! As you can very well see Jessica Simpson is actually using a razor on her pretty face! What could they promote here? Shaving techniques for hairy womans? A new brand of after shave? She does look sexy, but that's a bit weird... I mean, I would have thought of a very special way to use that razor... there is another place where “lips” and hair are involved too you know – it's just beneath the belly button -! Anyway I'm moving on to the next picture and I my mind stops! Holly Moses Smell the Roses! Damn that's hot! Jessica Simpson is all wet and she's splashing her fanbags over a big wall of glass! Now that's something I could never think of! I'm going to stop writing anything about Jessica Simspson, and just stare at her boobs! You know how they say: one picture is worthy 1000 words... I totally agree on that!