Fergie shows ass and legs at the 4th Annual Peapod Foundation Benefit Concert!

Oh boy here’s Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas performing at the 4th Annual Peapod Foundation Benefit Concert. The first thing that I’ve noticed changed on Fergie is her clothes! No more checkered skirt? Still she’s dressing like an 18 years old horny teen but the good thing is that this time she’s actually looking good! Other than that I think she should get off a few pounds! Try working out at the gym Fergie or at least give up junk food… I’ve always said that Fergie has one of the greatest bodies in the showbiz, but this time I actually believe what I’m saying! Her ass is divine… or maybe it’s just me – I haven’t got any ladies lately! Anyway check her out boys: Fergie and her incredible ass! Damn this girl needs a spanking!

Nicole Kidman is back and she’s sexier the ever! She got the front page of Bazaar Magazine! Hot hot hot!

Here’s Nicole Kidman showing off her super sexy forms in the February issue of Bazaar Magazine! It’s been a while since we last heard anything about Nicole Kidman, except for her Botox addiction stories – you know she’s getting old and Botox is the only way to keep those riddles away from her! She’s still very good looking although she’s getting near the age of 41! Okay maybe she had a few retouching here and there but that’s the way celebrities fight age! Hell, you’d do it two if you’d have enough money! Not only that Nicole Kidman is looking very good but she’s also helping others! For instance it seems one of her bathing suits is to be auctioned to raise money for buying cows for poor families in India, Agence France-Presse reported! The suit, now owned by Zlatko Nedanovski and on display in a second-hand store in Eslov, a town in southern Sweden, will go to the highest bidder when the sale finishes on Saturday – this Saturday 02.09.2008! See… now that’s an example to follow – although she had no direct implication it’s her bathing suit after all! Anyway, check her out: in Bazaar Magazine, hotter then ever! Oh yeah!

Lindsay Lohan takes the front page of Glamour Magazine!

Oh yes this had to come! Sooner or later I knew we will get something with Lindsay Lohan! And here she is in the newest issue of Glamour Magazine! But you may want to think twice before buying the magazine! Why? Maybe because Lindsay Lohan gives Glamour readers the finger! Yep! And she's so happy about it! Other then that she's very good looking! Even Lindsay Lohan can look good when there's an army of photoshop geeks tweaking and tunning your face, so that she can get rid of the imperfections – and this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about, imperfection is like her third name! Og and another thing... the bad girl episode is back... Lindsay Lohan is still trying to be that bad girl she got us used with! You know the one that used to pose with 9mm pistols, get drunk and run people over – or at least trying to! But you know what? I don't see Lindsay Lohan that bad anymore! Actually these pictures reminds me of Avril Lavigne! Is this the idea? Try to make a copy of Avril Lavigne, but with greater boobs and ass? Then congratulations! You definitely got what you wanted! Oh and look at the message they're sending: notorious but nice? I mean come on... Notorious i understand! But Lindsay Lohan nice? Now that's funny... seriously what am I reading here? A celebrity magazine or a comic magazine – I'm starting to think it's the second option!

Paris Hilton showing off what she's best at: nipple slips!

Here's Paris Hilton trying to singing! As you may have expected she fails in doing so! She may know how to hold a dildo or how to give a BJ, but singing it's not for her! So what's left to do? Well why not flash some nipples! Oh yeah that's a great idea Paris! Anyway the pictures of Paris Hilton singing performance were taken in Boston Nightclub! I want to believe Paris Hilton wasn't really singing there, instead i hope they just let her do some playback! She's not the first and she's definitely not going to be the last in doing so – remember Britney Spears performance at the MTV Video Music Awards? Okay so Paris Hilton singing is terrible but what about her moves? I mean she does look pretty hot in that silver dress right? Mm maybe for you... but for me she's just a “dildo” maniac! Yes when I'm thinking of Paris Hilton i can picture a giant dildo right next to her saying: hi... I'm Paris best friend! But wait a minute what's that? She almost showed her nipples? Oh that's interesting huh? Actually not! We've already seen Paris Hilton boobs and nipples too many times, or at least i know i have! So no that's not good enough for me! Actually there's nothing good on Paris Hilton... oh wait... maybe that movie of hers: One night in Paris... but that's about it! Anyway here she is, the famous dumb multi millionaire brat who goes by the name of Paris Hilton failing to sing but succeeding in showing her nipples! Like i care...

Kirsten Dunts checks in rehab alongside Eva Mendes! They're going to have so much fun together!

Here's another celebrity checking in rehab! This is like a sport for them i guess.. or they're just trying to get away from the daily routine! You know with all the stress they get every single day – going shopping, wasting time on a beauty saloon and his kind of stress - , they need to brake off sometimes! And what better escape do they find then a bottle of booze! This time it's Kirsten Dunst turn to check in rehab! The Spider-Man star is being treated at the exclusive Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah, the same facility where Lindsay Lohan spent nearly two months and where Eva Mendes recently checked in, according to the source. "She's not doing well," the source says. "People were pushing her to go in there but there was no intervention… She has been partying hard for a while and I'm sure the Heath Ledger thing put people over the edge. She’s been crying a lot lately, a lot built up. …Everybody hits that bottom where you feel [so] scared that that one heavy night of partying can really wake you up. It's good she's getting herself help." Oh so Kirsten Dunst loves to party huh? Well show me one human on this planet that hates partying – except geeks of course and terrorists! I wonder why is so hard to say: i don't want to drink anymore... and there you go you are a new and sober man! But hey when your a celebrity, like Kirsten Dunst, you can't stop whenever you want, that's disrespect towards your drinking partners! No way you gotta stay up as much as possible... and when you feel like you've had enough you should still try and get another shot! Just for the fun... fun fun fun... that's all they have in their head! Well it's not that funny now is it Kirsten? Go on and check into rehab! You're going to meet some nice people there! Eva Mendes is one them... Great huh? Kirsten Dunst and Eva Mendes in the same treatment facility! How about we give a call to Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan... just to gather up the whole gang huh?

Amy Winehouse will be performing via satellite because she's been refused permission to touch down on American soil!

Oh man what do you know... they won't let alcoholics in USA anymore! Not even if you name yourself Amy Winehouse? Sorry.. not even her! It seems that Amy Winehouse will be performing via satellite because she's been refused permission to touch down on American soil! The troubled singer will perform and accept any awards via video feed, EW.com reports, citing a music executive involved with the Grammys. "Amy Winehouse has been invited to appear at the event on Sunday after receiving an amazing six nominations for the prestigious awards," reads a statement issued by her publicist on Thursday. "Unfortunately, her application for a visa to enter the United States of America has been rejected at this time by the American Embassy in London. I wonder why did they rejected her visa? Maybe because she's an alcoholic? Oh no... i doubt it.. Amy Winehouse is not an alcoholic... no way.. she enjoys cocaine rather then booze! So that makes her more of a crack head! Now that makes sens doesn't it? Here's more of her: "Amy Winehouse has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago, and although disappointed with the decision, has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery," the statement continues. "Amy has been treated well and fairly by the Embassy staff and thanks everyone for their support in trying to make this happen. There will of course be other opportunities and she very much looks forward to visiting America in the near future." That's our Amy Winehouse – even the name make you think of booze: wine house?!

Oh my God! Here's John Mayer wearing a Borat costume.... a Borat bathing suit actually! He's so pathetic and hilarious at the same time!

Oh my God! This has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen today! Dude what the hell is wrong with you! I'm talking about John Mayer! Have you ever heard of The Mayercraft Cruise ? No? What about Borat? You know that guy don't you! Well guess what it seems there's this – call it whatever you like - ocean cruise where everyone on board can see John Mayer dressed up just like Borat! And boy there is something I realized today! John Mayer really looks like Borat! His skinny little body and that fluffy hair.. he's like Borat's little brother... or maybe sister at least? I have no idea why someone will pay good money to see this monkey! He's pathetic! But then again he's also John Mayer! The one that used to date Jessica Simpson.. remember – that days are long over huh John? Oh don't worry if you missed him this year... you'll get plenty more in the upcoming years! I mean if there was Jessica Simpson instead of him then I'd perfectly understand you... but this is John Mayer! Yuck... Oh and another thing.. rumors are that in the next years John Mayer will try the Jack Sparrow costume.. and do some magic tricks... oh how terrific! I guess it's understandable... when you ran out of success you'd do anything just so everybody could cheer for you one more time! John Mayer really sucks... and he's so not Borat! Duh!

Paris Hilton wins the Harvard Lampoon Humor Magazine's Woman of the Year award!

Oh this is good! Paris Hilton goes to Harvard! They can make a movie with this title... Fortunately for us and the Harvard geeks, she didn't actually graduated Harvard, she was just handled an giant, oversized trophy on the steps of the Lampoon Castle in Cambridge Massachussetts. Apparently, Paris Hilton was in town to receive the Harvard Lampoon Humor Magazine's Woman of the Year award! The Lampoon award is a spoof of the annual honors given by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals. "Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here, standing on the steps of the Harvard Lampoon," said Paris Hilton. "It's really exciting and I've had such a great time." Oh yeah I'm sure you've had a great time! It's your first prize! I mean award... but actually that's not a real award you know that don't you Paris? It's more like a joke... and this joke's on you, this time! Anyway Paris Hilton currently stars in the upcoming film The Hottie and the Nottie, which hits theaters on Friday. I'm almost sure this is going to be another bad movie... i think Paris Hilton should have stayed in low budget movies... like that one of hers... how was it called? A night in Paris.. yeah that's the one! Oh and another thing... what's with the eye? Are you trying to impress us or something! Patch it up Paris! You're ugly enough without a closing eye – yes i am a Paris Hilton hater... what're u gonna do about it?

Britney Spears has left the “nutshouse” as a court representative found "no just cause" for the hold! So she's back on the streets! Be afraid... be very afraid!

This Britney Spears show is so pathetic! First they sent her to a psychiatric hospital, just so she can get out a few days later! Why is that you ask? It seems Britney Spears was released early from UCLA Medical Center's psych ward because a court representative found "no just cause" for the hold!The doctor overseeing Britney Spears's care had wanted her to stay, (as did her parents), but the decision was overridden by the court representative, a source told People! The procedure calls for a hearing at the hospital to find out whether the hold is justified. The rep for the court, called a "hearing referee" – who is usually a lawyer – interviews the patient and doctor to determine if there's "just cause" for detainment. "This is when law and medicine collide," says attorney Terry K. Wasserman, who's not involved in the Britney Spears matter, "when a lawyer can override a doctor's opinion."! The only one who's happy about this is Britney Spears, who was already trying to run away from the hospital with her father, Jamie Spears! Unfortunately for her, Jamie Spears said no, and convinced Britney Spears to stay in the hospital for a few more days! It turns out Britney Spears is now free, despite the fact that her parents didn't agree with her release! I'm getting too tired and too bored with this Britney Spears dramatic soap opera! And you know what? I don't even care what's going to happen with her! Probably she'll end up like Heath Ledger... or Ana Nicole Smith! DEAD! Anyway if you want to read more about her recent release and how things went wild on her release – because of the paps - you might want to check out this link: Britney Finally Returns Home!

I'm going to end this post on Britney Spears here! Unless something really bad happens with her... I'm not going to post anything about Britney Spears! I've had it with her!

Britney Spears is disperataly trying to get our from the "nuthouse", unfortunately not even her own father can't do anything about it!

I'm sure that by now every inhabitant of USA has heard of the Britney Spears dramatic life! Britney Spears is now in a psychiatric hospital, getting professional medical attention – not like the one she used to administer herself: booze and drugs all day long!

It is always better to have someone close to you to help you pass the hard times, so in Britney Spears case, it seams Jemie Spears, her father, is the one who;s going to guide her through: "Come on, daddy, let's get out of here. Take my hand and let's walk out of here together," Britney said, according to Jamie Spears. Sadly for her, Jamie said: "I wish I could, but I can't." Jamie Spears, who had spent several hours with Britney the day before at the hospital, found his daughter lying in bed. He leaned over to kiss her, but she turned her head away. "I love you," he told her. "No, you don't," said Britney. She got out of bed and said, "The doctor told me you are keeping me in here." Jamie Spears denied it, but Britney insisted, saying, "Somebody's lying. You put me in here."
After the nurse assured Britney Spears that, "Your daddy is not keeping you here; the hospital is keeping you here," Britney turned to her father. That was when she pleaded to leave – and her father said they couldn't.
When Britney became agitated, her father started talking about her sons Jayden and Preston, now in the custody of their father, Kevin Federline.
"Do you want me to help you get your babies back?" he asked her.
Britney Spears, "No, I have new lawyers that will help me with my stuff."
But her father had to tell her that she had not actually fired her custody lawyers, and that there were now new lawyers involved in dealing with her affairs. Jamie said that if she needed help with the custody case, he would be there for her.
The conversation ended with Britney Spears saying that her pal Sam Lutfi had wrongfully taken some of her property and she asked her father for help to get it back. Her father said he would. Tough life for a celebrity huh? Well that's what happens when you get too much in a very short time, and of course she had no idea how to manage her life properly! It's the “white house” for you Britney!