OMG: Amy Winehouse style has been copied by girls all over England so why not try to take advantage of this idiots and start selling shit to them...

What the hell is wrong with this world! Everything is upside down... nothing good happens lately.. on the contrary it seems people start appreciating bad habits over manners... especially when this habits come from a famous celebrity like Amy Winehouse! Yes me good friend! I don't care if you're a fan of Amy Winehouse... I totally disagree with her lifestyle, habits, looks and about everything that has to do with her! Unfortunately it seems i'm alone in the fight with this crackhead, as she's preparing to release her own line of clothing and cosmetics! How the hell is this possible? I mean i've seen her drunk wondering the streets bare foot and mumbling about her incarcerated boyfriend... how can someone like her be taken as an example to follow! It seems the teenagers are dying to be like her: "Amy's style has been copied by girls around the country," a friend of the singer tells the London newspaper The Sun. "And there's a lot of money to be made. It's a very distinctive look. She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume. All the things that are distinctive of her look. I think this stuff would sell very well in London," a fashion industry source tells the newspaper, adding, "She has become a fashion icon despite not always looking too fresh.” It's a very distinctive look... what the hell is distinctive about her? Maybe her smelly breath! I'm speechless... go ahead and be like Amy Winehouse... dress like her... smell like her... and do all the shitty things she's doing... you crackheads! What a sick world we live in!

Paris Hilton and new boyfriend Benji Madden go public!

Oh look it's the jail bird Paris Hilton with her latest acquisition, beau Benji Madden! The two crackheads... i mean.. love birds were spotted together yesterday (February 25) while they went shopping at Barneys New York in Beverly Hills. From what I've heard it seems Paris Hilton and Benji Madden were partying together Sunday night at Lax, although they tried to keep it as low as possible – acting like they weren't together! But they realized they can't hide forever so they went open with their relationship: the 27-year-old heiress and the Good Charlotte guitarist were open with their affection, flirting and holding hands as they walked around the store! Benji, 28, is the twin brother of Joel Madden, baby daddy to Paris' Simple Life co-star, Nicole Richie. We hear she has been wearing a Tiffany band from Benji on her ring finger! Benji has told pals "she's the one." Page Six relates! Oh joy i can't even wait to see what's going to happen next... they'll probably end up with another hidden camera movie? We've already seen Paris in action... in that movie of hers... One night in Paris... duh!

Brooke Hogan showing off her feminine side!.... No not her face...it's her boobs!

Okay... i don't know what to think of Brooke Hogan anymore! What is she trying to achieve here? New ways of transportation? Is she Superman? I could have said Superwoman, but she is very often confused with a man – maybe because of her manly face... so you'll have understand why I'm making funny jokes on her! I like the way she's showing off her boobs, but unfortunately they're not very real... actually they're not real at all... just like her ability to fly isn't real either! Maybe she thought her boobs will help her float away in the sky, but i guess she missed one variable in this equation: gravity! Sure you might fool a 3 year old kiddo, but not us! Just as you can't fool us with your fake boobs and face! I'm sorry Brooke! I really am... i wish i could say something nice about you, but it's just that I don't like you! So why do i keep writing about Brooke Hogan if i don't like her? Well the same reason i post articles on Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton! They're celebrities.. good or bad these are the best we have... plus I love trashing them as often as possible... so here's Boobs Hogan... I mean Brooke Hogan...

Petra Nemvoca is probably the hottest model alive! And she's posing in lingerie... that's mighty hot!

Because I'm so bored today – probably because it's the first day of the week – i thought to change the atmosphere a bit with a super Petra Nemcova lingerie photoshoot! Yes you heard me! Enough with the gossips on celebrities, it's time to just stare at Petra Nemcova goodies – drooling is allowed! You know how they say that a pictures is worth a 1000 words? Well these pictures are more then that! This is Petra Nemcova posing in lingerie for Christ sake's! She's simply divine! How can someone look so good you ask? Well, a lot of hard work when she was young... no sweets, no movies... and lots of reading! Actually i'm talking crap right now because i sincerely can't seem to find my words anymore! I went like: oh look it's Petra Nemcova... and she's wearing lingerie?.... and there's nothing more... just silence... i mean I'd love to able to say something worthwhile but my mind is to relaxed... i think it's the pot that makes me so relaxed... combined with the booze... yeah.. that's got to be it! Anyway, long story short, you should better skip my nonsense mumbling and just enjoy the perfection that goes by the name of Petra Nemcova!

Here are Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony impressions about their two recently born childs!

So Jennifer Lopez finally gave birth, to a boy and a girl! Well that way everybody is happy: Jennifer can take care of her baby girl while Marc Anthony can teach his sonny the “way of the man” – beer, football and naked boobs are essential in raising any kid! Here’s how the two parents are feeling right now: "She is so happy right now. Everything is wonderful. She is beyond thrilled to become a mom," says the friend. "She is over the moon." And the same goes for Anthony: "Here he is – he got the girl of his dreams and now she's the mother of his children." And, after wanting to be a mother for a long time, adds the friend, "This is a turning point in Jennifer's life. It's a dream come true. She loves those babies." So everything is milk and honey for them! That’s good news! But the hardest part is just about to begin! Having kids is no easy task, but raising them, well now that’s something you can never say you’re prepared for! We’ll just have to wait and see if they’ll manage to get this job done in a very good way! That we can tell only in a few years… so yeah… we’ll have to wait!

Lindsay Lohan wins it all at Razzie Awards for her work in the horror-suspense movie, I Know Who Killed Me.

Oh yeah, Lindsay Lohan is the worst actress ever! Nothing new, I knew that all along, but this comes as a confirmation to my beliefs! Sure she’s got great boobs and legs, but that;s about it! When it comes to acting she’s bellow zero! Sorry but that’s the truth: “At the annual Razzie Awards, honoring the worst in film, the actress took home record honors for her work in the horror-suspense movie, I Know Who Killed Me.

The movie beat out the previous Razzie record-holder, Showgirls by rounding up eight awards including worst actress and worst screen couple for Lohan (she plays two people) and worst picture.”, People.com relates!

Lindsay Lohan poor performance wasn’t far from Eddie Muprhy’s performance in Norbit, nabbing this year's worst actor and worst supporting actor. His comedy Norbit snagged three Razzies, while Daddy Day Camp, starring Cuba Gooding Jr. took home an award, too, for worst prequel or sequel. Still Lindsay Lohan beat them all without a problem!

I’d say she should better give up acting and try some other showbiz industry: singing perhaps? Imagine Lindsay Lohan singing… that’s even worst then acting….

Angelina Jolie proudly displayed a significant baby bump at Saturday's Spirit Awards!

Rumors were that Angelina Jolie got pregnant again, but she didn’t confirmed anything yet! Well guess what, she doesn’t need to confirm anything, because it is now obviously that the “Tomb Raider” actress id now eating for two, OK! Magazine relates: “While she yet to confirm her pregnancy, Angelina Jolie left no doubt that she's eating for two at Saturday's Spirit Awards, where the sexy star proudly displayed a significant baby bump as she posed on the red carpet with long time love, Brad Pitt.

Wearing a black, form-fitting satin dress that did nothing to hide the Oscar-winner's swollen belly, this had to be Brangelina's unofficial way of announcing to the world, "we're having a baby." So there you have it! The picture is more then a verbal confirmation to me! She’s pregnant again! Wonder if that’s going to bring her any Oscars tonight!

Megan Fox brings out the good stuff at the Versace fashion show in Milan!

And to conclude this boring day, I shall give you something worth to read… I mean watch… Megan Fox showing off her delicious boobs at the Versace fashion show in Milan! I’ve always had a big thing for Megan Fox! Sure it’s because of that movie of hers, the Transformers…. I still can’t get her out of my mind…. Actually I can, but why bother ignore such a lovely hot celeb like Megan! No way, we have to take advantage of her in every possible way! Unfortunately the only way we can do that is by watching her busty pictures with our right hand deep down the pants – or if you’re a lefty, use your left hand! One thing I’ve noticed about Megan fox! Corect me if I’m wrong but I think she’s beginning to look more and more like Angelina Jolie! And it’s not just her perfect body… take a closer look at her face! See the resemblance? Just place two pictures of them together and you’ll see I’m actually right! At the time being Angelina Jolie is pregnant again, and her baby bump is starting to show, so I’d say Megan Fox is a bit better then Angelina! Still today we will focus our attention on a more interesting aspect of her body: boobs! You can’t say Megan Fox has very big breasts, but at least she knows how to use them 100%! Sometimes size matters… but this time, style matters most!

Finally, Kim Kardashian is showing more of her extraterrestrial BOOBS!

So it's Kim Kardashian back again huh? Actually it's not just Kim Kardashian that's back – that's nothing very exciting! It's her boobs that matters for us... that's where all the magic begins! I know, I know I have neglated her in the last few weeks, but I shall make it up to her today! Here she was spotted at Robertson Boulevard in Beverly Hills looking hooter and bustier then ever! I was kind of anxious to see her again and today my wish came true – I knew there's a Boobs God that still likes me! As you can see Kim is wearing a very tight white sweater, so that we can take a closer look at her fanbags! Oh yeah that's mighty hot! Whenever I see Kim Kardashian's boobs I say to myself: okay these are the best pictures of her, no doubt about it... but then she keeps showing them over and over again and I can't help myself not to take advantage of them in every possible way – okay so maybe posting her pictures on my blog is not a very bright idea, but at least I'm sharing with you! I promise from now on to always try and post at least once a week on Kim Kardashian's giants... this is something I enjoy doing anytime! So here she is... the goddess of boobs: Kim Kardashian! 'Njoy!

Jessica simpson got sued for refusing to settle the $10 million lawsuit with Speedfit, for a workout video she starred in!

Jessica Simpson was sued for hating fat people? Well I may be overreacting but since she refused to settle the $10 million lawsuit with Speedfit – if you didn't know Jessica Simpson didn't gave approval on a workout video where she starred for Speedfit, in 2005 – has now caused her pimp, I mean father, Joe Simpson, to be named as a defendant, New York Post relates: In 2005, during a lull in her career, Simpson starred in a workout tape produced by Speedfit, a fitness video company. Although she signed a multimillion-dollar contract, she later changed her mind and prevented the video from being released by not giving final approval. Speedfit owner Alex Astilean sued Simpson last year for $10 million - and since she's refused to settle, Astilean's now suing her manager dad, Joe, as well. Astilean said, "They are hurting millions of fat people in America." Simpson's rep said, "It's a legal matter that's in the hands of attorneys." They are hurting millions of fat people in America... oh come on... it;s not really like that... I wonder though why is Jessica Simpson so against that video tape? If I could only get my hands on that tape... maybe there are some kinky stuff... who knows! This is Jessica Simpson we're talking about... and she wants everything to be perfect!