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Saturday, 02 February 2008 |
Ashelle Simpson is quite hot in the
Bittersweet World Promoshoot!
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Ashlee Simpson is hot, and then
i said, for a teen i mean! Okay so maybe she's not as good looking as
her sister Jessica Simpson, but i;d still like to date her,
and of course show her my room a few times! She has that teeny air,
whitch makes me feel more appropriate for a girl like her! Imagine i
can take her on a date without having to drive my Mercedes CLK, witch
i don't currently own – but I'm working on getting one in my next
life! She's so precious with these snickers and that skirt she's
pulling out a bit! That's something you are never going to see in
Jessica Simpson! Why? Because Jessica Simpson it's to
fancy about it... she needs someone to do her nails, hair and a but
kisser to always remind her she's the hottest celebrity on Earth! But
let's not turn this into a Jessica Simpson post! For too long
i was hunting her, when i was actually trying to get more familiar
with Ashlee Simpson! She may not be as famous as her sister,
but I'd rather date Ashlee then Jess! I said date not bang! Banging
is definitely for Jessica Simpson! Unfortunately for me
neither of them is single... or at least so I've heard... Jessica
Simpson doesn't want to let got to Tony Remo, while Ashlee
Simpson is dating... err.. a little help here? Here we go..
Ashlee Simpson was dating Pete Wentz! At least in December she
was spotted with him! Anyway Ashlee Simpson is hot, for a
teen! Check her out in this “Bittersweet
World” Promoshoot!
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Saturday, 02 February 2008 |
Paris Hilton makes out with Elisha
Cuthbert!
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Woo-hoo! Girls kissing girls! Now
that's what I'm talking about! The rumors are Paris Hilton and
Elisha Cuthbert found themselves very hot and decided to try
some lesbian kissing techniques! Unfortunately this is Paris
Hilton we're talking about, and not Hayden Panettiere, so
i must confess i really like the idea of Paris licking other girls –
penises on the other hand, i can.. and she's a pro at that! Hilton
was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets.
"It's Paris," says the source. "She loves putting on a
show." - Us Magazine, reports! Oh yeah we all know how much
Paris Hilton loves getting bitchy in front of everybody!
Basicly that's what Paris Hilton is good on! She likes
bragging no doubt about it!She also likes girls it seems! But i never
thought Elisha Cuthbert would get that low! I mean come on...
Paris Hilton? What's this world turning into? I bet there are
thousands of super hot looking lesbians out there, so why oh why, did
Elisha Cuthbert humped in Paris Hilton's arms? That's
something I can't answer... Shame on you Elisha! As for Paris
Hilton i only have to say this: do something about that eye
Paris... or at least patch it up, pirate style!
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Saturday, 02 February 2008 |
Katherine Heigl shows off her boobs
while trying to bend over! Thank you Katherine!
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Smoking is bad! That's what everybody
told me when i was young! However all of the people that urged me not
to smoke, were smokers! Same as Katherine Heigl! Now i don't
understand what's the pleasure in inhaling the smoke of a cigarette,
but i guess it has something to do with relaxation! Otherwise i can't
see the good side of smoking! I can see the good side of seeing
Katherine Heigl bending over, while smoking! The result of her
action made me a wiser man! How? I don't know i just felt like saying
that! I wonder if i ask a girl to smoke with me, occasionally, does
it mean i get to foul around with her? Or at least will i get
something good in return for sharing a cigarette with her? Cause if
that's the case, then count me in! I'm gonna start smoking right from
this moment, as long as every girl will do what Kathering Heigl
did: bent over and showed us her fanbags! I think she was trying to
reach her cigarette, or maybe she was asking for a lighter? Either
way i guess it's a good way to get a girl in a 90 degrees bent over
position! Got a lighter? Sure honey it's right over here... but you
gotta bend over all the way down... so help me God! I'm a freak i
know, but what the hell, it's worth trying! Duh!
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Thursday, 31 January 2008 |
Angelina Jolie can't get any happier
then this, as she is once again pregnant!
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Oh my... Angelina Jolie is
pregnant again! Why... this is going to be her fifth child right? She
has adopted 3 kiddos already, gave birth to one and now she's going
to add one more to the list! It seems that this is the only way to
keep Angelina Jolie happy: get her pregnant! "Angie has
wanted a second biological baby for some time now," a friend of
the star tells OK!. "And the minute she's pregnant, she
just glows. She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to
everyone, but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile
says she's the luckiest woman in the world." So this is a good
thing right? She's got everything she ever wanted: money, fame and
Brad Pitt! What else can you ask for? Maybe a bigger family!
No problem, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are working on
this! I wonder when will they ever stop? Because sincerely i'm
starting to believe Angelina Jolie is experiencing a middle
age crisis! Still they are the most formidable couple on Hollywood,
so congratulation Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for your
unborn child! Keep it up, and maybe you'll end up with a basketball
team... just kidding!
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Thursday, 31 January 2008 |
Katie Holmes career is falling apart
thanks to Scientology and Tom Cruise!
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Katie Holmes is starting to
wonder if this Scientology thing is really that good, as her husband,
Tom Cruise, blindly believes in this religious cult without
caring that the rest of the world really enjoys seeing him talking
about world domination and other Scientolog-idiocy crap! Here's what
MSN relates: “A distraught Katie Holmes has stormed out of a
crisis meeting with her husband Tom Cruise, furious over
damaging publicity about his Scientology beliefs, and humiliated over
the disastrous reaction to the movie he told her to make. The actress
is said to be inconsolable after a string of leaked Scientology
videos have flooded the Internet and divided Hollywood...Katie
Holmes had already been forced to fend off questions about Andrew
Morton's controversial book Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized
Biography. While at first Katie put on a brave face, declaring that
she and Tom weren't bothered by the book, after this new scandal she
can no longer ignore the Hollywood backlash...” The movie in witch
Katie Holmes was “forced” to play by the maniac Tom
Cruise it's called “Mad Money”! She said no the role of
Rachel Dawes from the movie The Dark Knight, so she can act in that
shitty Mad Money movie! She probably thought she should try and
change the air a little bit and stay away from the hollywood
spotlights! Why not better act alongside Queen Latifah and Ted
Danson! Oh yeah they are all so great... while Christian Bale
and Heath Ledger – the stars from The Dark Knight – are
just some mediocre actors, who know shit about whats the real purpose
of life! Scientology do know best right Tom? If you wasted your life
with this crap, why not do the same for all of your friends, and
don't forget family too! I'm sure Katie Holmes is happy to
live with a lunatic like you! So best of luck for both of you!
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Wednesday, 30 January 2008 |
Jessica Simpson looking a bit drunk
after partying all night long with boyfriend Tony Remo!
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Here's Jessica Simpson looking a
bit tired, or drunk, or smashed or just a little bit of them all,
trying to get home after a very wild night with her boyfriend, Tony
Remo! Now I'm more then just a social drinker so i have some
experience in this – crawling it's a must when you ! But when i see
Jessica Simpson acting like that i feel a warm feeling down my
pants! What a lucky guy is this Tony Remo for getting to bang
Jessica Simpson! Imagine her after a night like this... she
won't remember anything! So why not try something new – although i
doubt they didn't tried everything already! I was thinking of group
sex! And why not tape the whole action and share it on the INTERNET?
I'm sure there are millions of fans waiting to see Jessica Simpson
in action! Oh well i guess we can only dream of that... for now at
least! So check her out, Jessica Simpson looking a bit
smashed, and trying to get into her SUV, doggy style!
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Wednesday, 30 January 2008 |
Uma Thurman shows goodies at the beach!
Actually it's a bit hard to say what's “good” about Uma Thurman!
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If you find yourself very bored at the
moment and need to do regain your powers, then you should probably go
and grab some beers with your lads! Otherwise you can continue your
boring saga by watching these Uma Thurman bikini pictures!
Trust me, it can't get any boring then this! I'd love to say here's
another Hollywood hotness showing off her “melons” but i just
can't lie when it comes to Uma Thurman! She's tall, long arms
and super giant legs! Now if she was a man you'd probably think: what
a lucky guy – tall men got really long penises... by the way did i
mentioned I'm like 6' tall... oh i love bragging... - but
unfortunately for her, Uma Thurman it's female, although her
last name might say different! Still she;s a famous celebrity so it;s
not very nice of us to make fun of her feet... remember kill bill
right? I loved her performance! Anyway here she is enjoying her
vacation at the beach! And she's in bikini! I'm sure there are plenty
of fans out there dying to see her wearing something sexy! Long story
short, here she is, Uma Thurman down in bikini! She's sexy no
doubt about it.. just remember not to look at her feet... that's
something too freaky!
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Wednesday, 30 January 2008 |
Finally Avril Lavigne shows off her
boobs! And she's mighty hot!
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I've always seen Avril Lavigne
like a bad ass girl! And when i say bad ass i mean, she can beat the
hell out of you and just walk away! But i guess we all like bad girls
better then good girls! These girls have something that drives us men
insane, and that is the power to dominate everyone! Avril Lavigne
is one of these girls, or at least so I've thought! Have you ever
seen Avril Lavigne wearing something sexy? I mean like a
dress? Me neither, but guess what: today our luck is about to change,
because here's the Canadian Grammy award-nominated pop punk singer –
Avril Lavigne – finally wearing bikini! And yes she's hot!
Who am I kidding here... she's mighty hot! I never knew that
underneath those baggy, lame, "punk" outfits she used to
wear all the time, lyes some of the juiciest fanbags ever to be seen
on a celebrity! Finaly Avril Lavigne decided to show us what
she's really made of - besides swearing and fingering the paparazzi!
I don't know about you guys but i'd definitely love to see more of
Avril Lavigne's super shapes any time of the day! I wonder
what took her so long to show off her goodies! Maybe Avril Lavigne
is not such a bad girl after all! You know how they say: dogs that
bark, don't bite... but this is Avril Lavigne we're talking
about! Check her out!
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Wednesday, 30 January 2008 |
Probably the best bikini pictures of
Denise Richards!
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Bikini bikini bikini! That's what
everybody wants to see at least once a day! Girls in bikini, and if
you are lucky enough you might even get to see celebrities in bikini
from time to time! So today we got three girls to watch: first stop
it's Denise Richards! We all remember her from movies like
Starship Troopers, Wild Things, the Worlds is not Enough and of
course from Scary Movie 3! I don't know who's banging, err... i mean
dating Denis Richards right now, but she seems very happy with
her man! At least at the beach she is... As you can see she's wearing
bikini! Denise Richards in bikini... I don't want to be mean
but she's more like a Tomb Rider on the beach! What's the point of
these shorts in the first place? No thongs? How deceiving! Why is she
afraid to show more skin? She's got a nice flat abdomen but
unfortunately her boobs are not that big! Maybe in the future she's
going to do something about it and try a breast enlargement surgery!
I have nothing else to report on Denise Richards! She
disappointed me with that old fashion bikini she's showing there, but
i guess that's the best on Denise Richards so far! Check her
out!
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Wednesday, 30 January 2008 |
Eva Mendes hotness to be publicized on
Maxim's March 2008 Edition!
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Here's Eva Mendes posing for the
2008 March Editiot on Maxim magazine! I know that you've probably
seen her doing this hundreds of times by now, but I just can't stop
watching this incredible hot actress/model – I'm definitely poiting
to her boobs and ass now!!! She's Eva Mendes, so that's a good
excuse for me! And hey if I had posts on Britney Spears at least
twice a week why can't I do the same for Eva Mendes? Eva
Mendes is 10 times hotter then Britney Spears, so don't
argue with me! You might think I'm obsessed with Eva! Well the truth
is: I really am, and I'm proud to say it out loud! Anyway if you'll
get your hands on some bucks i strongly recommend to buy the 2008
March Edition of Maxim Magazine! You'd be amazed to find out how many
things Eva Mendes enjoys doing NAKED! Yes naked... here's a
preview to rise your interest a little bit: “I do gardening naked.
If I'm hanging out naked and see some roses that need pruning, I'm
not going to get dressed first”... wow... pruning roses naked...
what do you want more! Imagine Eva Mendes cooking! And they
say I'm an obsessive freak!... What about Eva Mendes! Doing
housekeeping naked is something very common right?
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