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Wednesday, 13 February 2008 |
OMG: Christina Aguilera is about to
show “everything”for Playboy!
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It seems Christina Aguilera
busty chest has attracted the attention of a very important man: he's
name is Hugh Hefner! You know him... he's that old fart at Playboy
Mansion that bangs the world most hottest females! Well guess
what he's run out of ideas, so he thought he make an offer to
Christina Aguilera! Sure I want to see her naked two, but I
was more like into that before her pregnancy! Now everything has
changed... if you know what I mean! Here's what an insider said about
Hefner and Xtina: "Hef has always loved Christina... he finds
her Old Hollywood glamour stunning and magnetic." Unfortunately
the pregnancy really changed Christina Aguilera for ever!
She's not into this stuff anymore, a close friend relates: That was
old Christina. That was Christina circa four years ago. She's looking
to reinvent herself and grow. She wouldn't consider it but she finds
it to be flattering to be offered at all." Now this so f***ed
up! Why the hell didn't they asked Christina Aguilera to go
naked before she got pregnant? Now everything it's ruined! We'll
never see her exposed.... life's so unfair! Duh!
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Wednesday, 13 February 2008 |
Lily Allen swallows fists to save her
crappy show! That's not very helpful though!
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Here's the British singer Lily Allen hosting a new Tv show called Lily Allen and Friends! I guess
she's trying to do some sort of Letterman Show! Of course she's way
behind that, but at least she's trying! And from what I've heard the
Brits are opened to new things! Anyway in the past I've heard people
saying that Lily Allen is a real freak! I wasn't really
convinced until she flipped her third nipple! And if that's not
enough well then check this out: she's trying to swallow her fist!
And I thought a third nipple is weird! I wonder what made her do such
a thing? Some people say that her show was way to boring to attend
to, so to save it, she stuck a fist inside her mouth – oh yeah,
that helped a lot! No seriously it did! Otherwise what would I be
writing about Lily Allen? She does look weird and not sexy at
all! But you'd do anything to save your show two! So don't judge her
for that... check her out boys... she does have a very big mouth....
wonder what kind of “package” do you need to shut her
mouth up! Or maybe she needs more then one package in the same time?
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Tuesday, 12 February 2008 |
Fergie's mother denies pregnancy
rumors! They are newly engaged, Let them plan the wedding and all
that!
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Lately it seems everybody was talking
about how Fergie might be pregnant and how she's going to get
married sooner the she announced! However it seems the rumors are not
true as Fergie's mother and her rep clearly trashed this gossips in a
sec: Fergie pregnant? "Nope, not at all," Terri
Ferguson said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS
FM radio show in response to a question about the rumor that her
daughter was pregnant. "Did you see her at the Grammys?"
said the mom, who described Fergie, 32, as "skinny,
skinny, skinny." Asked about a story published Tuesday on New
York Post Page six (FERGIE and her fiancé, Josh
Duhamel, are moving up their wedding date because the "Glamorous"
songbird is pregnant, according to gossips at Clive Davis'
pre-Grammys bash at the Beverly Hilton ), Fergie's rep, Hillary
Siskind replied “Not true"! So there you have it! Fergie
is not pregnant and she's not going to move her wedding date! Her
mother also stated that these gossips were triggered by people who
are envy on her daughter love story: “I think people can't
believe people do get married just because they love each other, not
because they are pregnant."! Also when asked about Fergie's
plan on having kids, her mother said that this is not going to happen
to soon, or at least she's not aware of her daughter's decision:
“They are newly engaged, Let them plan the wedding and all that."!
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Tuesday, 12 February 2008 |
Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson
sharing their thoughts and looks in the newest issue of W Magazine!
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If you are going to buy the next issue
of W Magazine, called The Other Boleyn Girl, then you'll get to see
Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson ! Yes
both of them! If you're thinking there's some nasty things happening
with these two hot celebrities, then I must crush your fantasies!
They're only talking their interests out: from monogamy to food and
politics! Scarlett Johansson always had something
with monogamy, and of course she didn't forget to bring this up in
this issue two: I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t
believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like,
‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean that I don’t practice monogamy
in my own life—of course I do! I’m not going to be in some tarty
relationship. But I stick by what I said. I remember another time, I
said I get tested for AIDS twice a year, and again that got spun as
me being promiscuous. But I was single at the time, and I think it’s
important to do that”! I totally approve with Scarlett Johanson
on this one! When you're single you start dating extremely lot of
people, and in 99% of the cases you'll end up having sex! As for
Natalie Portman, she's also saying yes to monogamy, although
she's not too keen on getting married: I’m into monogamy. But I’m
not really into marriage right now. I sort of hate the legal aspect
of it. What does the state have to do with it? Why are they making
rules that say my lover can stay in the United States if they’re
foreign or share my health care benefits because I’m straight—but
if you’re gay, you can’t have that?” So, the two girls are
somehow disagreeing on this! But that's why they're both on the same
issue! Otherwise it would be pretty damn boring don't you think? I
don't understand why W magazine didn't interviewed them naked! That
way we'd be more interested in them and we'd actually enjoying
talking politics, food and monogamy! Still it's Scarlett
Johansson and Natalie Portman so we can't be indifferent!
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Tuesday, 12 February 2008 |
Jamie Lynn and Casey Aldridge were
spotted “very much together and very much in love” in Kentwood,
Louisiana!
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Everybody knows Britney Spears
and her embarrassing moments that marked her life in a very bad and
not coolish way!! Fewer people know that Britney Spears
has a pregnant sister who goes by the name of Jamie Lynn Spears!
I've written some articles about Jamie Lynn Spears so I'm not going
to start this all over again! The funniest and probably the most
embarrassing thing about her is that she's just 16 years old! But
then again she's the sister of Britney Spears so that's
understandable! Anyway there were some rumors that Jamie Lynn
Spears and Casey Aldridge – this is the guy that banged
her – are about to split! It seems the rumors are not true, as
Jamie and Casey were spotted “very much together and very much in
love”: In a rare public outing last weekend, a pregnant Jamie
Lynn Spears walked hand-in-hand around her hometown of
Kentwood, Louisiana, with Casey Aldridge, her
boyfriend and father of her child. "I love you babe,” the
16-year-old, who is now 20 weeks into her pregnancy, and beginning to
show definite signs of a bump, professed openly to her beau after the
two dined at one of their favorite local restaurants, Ambrosia's.
Well at least they love each other! But wait this is just the
beginning! Let's just sit back and see what's going to happen with
the two lovers when they'll actually have a true responsibility in
their hands! I just hope Jamie is not going to end up like Britney
Spears....
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Tuesday, 12 February 2008 |
Barron Hilton learned from the best! He
knows how to make a “good” name, by following his older sister
example! He got nailed for DUI! How ironic!
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This is hereditary I guess! Breaking
news everybody: Barron Hilton gets nailed for DUI! Oh my...
ain't that something new! Mmm not really! If you remember Paris
Hilton was in jail for 23 days after being caught with DUI –
this was happening last June! So is this a pattern in the Hilton
family? I might be! You know how they say: like sister like brother!
Indeed that's true! According to TMZ, it seems Barron Hilton
was cruising with his black Mercedes on Pacific Coast Highway with a
passenger when he was pulled over, a unnamed police source relates! I
wonder who the passenger standing next to him was? Probably not a
Hilton sister.... although it would make sense to see them doing wild
stuff all together! What a good example is Paris Hilton for
his little bro! But what the hell, he's not the first to be caught
like this and he's definitely not going to be the last either! Here's
the fan fact about this: currently Barron Hilton is in the
process of being booked at the Lost Hills Sheriff's station! That's
the same famous station where Mel Gibson was booked two!
Idiots...
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Tuesday, 12 February 2008 |
Britney Spears gives dancing lessons to
a group of kids! She even did the choo choo train thingie! How
sweet... but she's still a wreck!
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Britney Spears teaches dance?
Now that's something i can't believe! But wait a minute she's not
really teaching dance, she's just showing some kids how to shake
their asses! So does it count? Well for Britney Spears
everything counts now... she's trying to get her life back! I'm
seeing this as a way for her to start battling for her kids again, as
you know Kevin Federline got them in custody! Anyway i feel a
bit sorry for her, after all the drama she's been through so let's
give her a break and forget for a few moments that she's a wreck! She
really is trying to get better, but i think she should better give up
these paparazzi friends of her first, and concentrate on her life!
Back to the happy kids that really met Britney Spears: Monday
night Britney Spears surprised a group of children at the
Millennium where she arrived around 6 pm hidden from the paps! “She
was greeted by a group of eight children ages 4-9 — and certainly
more than a few star-struck parents. An eyewitness tells OK!
that Britney went up to each child and asked them their name and
whether they liked Madonna, because that was the song they would be
dancing to this evening.” Another amazing thing Britney Spears
did is that she didn't took any money for the lessons! Apparently she
was doing this as voluntary work! Okay so this is too good to be
true! Is this the same Britney Spears that used to get drunk
every day and do cocaine lines in private lounges? I really want to
see how long is she going to last like that...! Overall that's a nice
gesture from her.. so I'll give her credit for that! But that doesn't
mean we're going to forget all her bad moments! Sorry Britney, but
you gotta working it harder!
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Monday, 11 February 2008 |
Lindsay
Lohan exposing her sexy legs at the Pre Grammy Party at Avalon
Nightclub in Hollywood!
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Call
me a hypocrite but i must say Lindsay
Lohan is looking
pretty good in these pictures! She was spotted at the Pre-Grammy
Party at Avalon Nightclub in Hollywood wearing this tiny silver dress
and as hard it is for me to accept this, i must confess: she's hot! I
don't know if it's the skirt that makes me drool about Lindsay
Lohan so hard or
the angle she was photographed but whatever it is she should better
take advantage of it more often! One thing i can't understand about
her... why is she spotted everywhere carrying a bottle of water? We
all know that's not true! If you'll take a closer look you'll
actually see the bottle has never been opened, therefore she never
drunk from it... It's understandable after all... water's no good!
Johny Walker on the other hand... now that's something no one can
refuse! Overall I'd say Lindsay
Lohan is
actually turning into a princess... but then again this is Lindsay
Lohan I'm
talking about so there's nothing sure with this girl... for the sake
of the moment i will accept her appearance and grant her hotness!
Here she is: Lindsay
Lohan hot at the
Avalon Nightclub in Hollywood!
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Monday, 11 February 2008 |
Christina
Aguilera fanbags are too good to be true... but they are so we better
enjoy them while we still can!! Hurray for us!
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Ah
yes! Here's my favorite oversized boobs celebrity on the planet!
Christina
Aguilera, or
should i better call her Chestina Aguilera – you know because she's
got a very big chest... got it? Chest-ina? Oh forget it! I must say
she does look better then the last time I've seen her! Somehow the
lipstick is not so frightening as the last one, witch by the way made
her look like a clown! The first question that pops on my sick
twisted mind is how long will Christina
Aguilera's boobs
last like this? During breastfeeding? And what's going to happen
next? Are they going to flat out? Hope not... i wonder if it's true
what i've heard about her breast! Rumors are Christina
Aguilera had
some breast implants done! So that's kind of explain a few things!
Anyway i don;t care about that... all i want to see is her boobs
exposed... so can someone get a photoshop geek already, lock him into
a dark room and force him to “redesign” Christina's chest –
without any clothes on I mean...? I've heard this guys can make
miracles – especially in creating fake pics....
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Monday, 11 February 2008 |
Hayden Panettiere “accidentally” shows boobs while trying to pick up her lipstick!
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Oh my... is this really Hayden
Panettiere? Why is she showing her boobs? It seems she dropped
something! I wonder what? Her lipstick perhaps! I've always seen
Hayden Panettiere as a very decent and somehow boring
teenager! Obviously I was wrong... When she wants to Hayden
Panettiere can make the crowd go: mmmm....woww.... aaaaa.....!!! And
trust me that's not because she's got a pretty smile! Here she is at
the Berlin Film Festival premiere of her new movie Fireflies In
The Gardeni! Hayden was
really looking classy and stylish – just as we were expecting her
to be – but then she did something i didn't thought it was possible
to see: her boobs exposed to everybody! Oh and another thing about
Hayde Panettiere!
Is she a close friend of Christina Aguilera? I'm asking because of
her make-up... glossy red lipstick! That's definitely the hand of
Christina Aguilera! Hayden you should stop taking advices from
Christina Aguilera... she's now passing a difficult period... you
know with all the pregnancy stuff she's been through... i've always
said you should follow and try to imitate the good things about
someone... and on Christina Aguilera the only good things i could
think of... is her chest! Anyway here is Hayden
Panettiere
showing off her goodies in a bend-over-not-accidentally moment!
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