Sam Lufti and Adnan Ghalib are getting cocky for Britney Spears! How lame!

Oh my God, i never thought i was going to see this: two men fighting for Britney Spears? The same Britney Spears that exposed her privates to everybody, got drunk, high, lost custody of her kids and started dating paparazzi? Yep, the same! Here's what Ok Magazine relates: An eyewitness tells OK! that Sam Lutfi and Britney Spears got into a huge fight tonight outside the gates of The Summit around 5 p.m PT. Their argument was so bad that Britney jumped out of the Escalade she and Lutfi were in and walked off down Muholland Drive alone. TMZ is reporting that Brit then called boy toy Adnan Ghalib and, crying, begged him to come pick her up. Adnan told the pop star to go home and he'd meet her there. Later on Adnan went to Britney Spears home and tried to get in, but unfortunately for him the security codes were changed, probably by Sam Lufty, who might be also responsible for disconnecting the numbers to Britney's six cell phones and her house phone. Even though Adnan tried to smart talk the security guard outside Britney Spears mansion, he didn't succeed, because it seems that Sam Lufti gave the guard precise directions not to let anyone in, especially Adnan Ghalib! Adnan Ghalib later told a paparazzi photographer that Sam was sending him threatening text messages, calling him a "manic trigger" and telling him, "If you continue to have any contact with her, you'll kill her. " At 9 p.m., Britney reportedly jumped in her Mercedes and went speeding down Coldwater Canyon Drive with 15 to 20 paparazzi in tow. She abandoned her car in the San Fernando Valley sometime around 10 p.m. and jumped into Adnan's car. Such a waste of time! Why would want to get Britney Spears on the first place? Maybe because she still has a very big bank account? Yep that's probably it!

Here's another proof on Tom Cruise idiocy: he's a scienlogidiot and he's so happy about it!

As you may already know, Tom Cruise is part of a religious cult called The Church of Scientology – actually there are many other celebrities who swore faith to Scientology, including Jerry Seinfeld by the way! Anyway many have seen the idiotic side of this cult, but not Tom Cruise! No sir, he blindly believes in this shit, and unfortunately he successfully converted Katie Holmes to this two! Here's what Page six relates: “Having presented these selective and out-of-context excerpts with the intent of creating both controversy and ridicule resulted in people searching for Church of Scientology Web sites," a rep for the faith told Page Six. Scientology turned up on the "most searched for" lists of various search engines. But whoever leaked the video is still in trouble. An insider told us, "The clip on the Internet was nine minutes long - but the original was way longer. It was edited to make Tom look really crazy." If you haven't seen Tom Cruise acting like a lunatic just yet, you should just do a youtube search! You'd be amazed with the shit this boy can say and do! Seriously he's acting like a clown! And i used to be such a big fan of Tom Cruise... too bad...!

Mariah Carey is cleavage-licious at the Gucci store in Beverly Hills!

Here's Mariah Carey walking her dogie somewhere in Beverly Hills! To be more precisely she's taken her “puppies” at the Gucci store probably to try some new clothing line... oh and she also had her dog around! When i said puppies i actually meant her boobs! That's probably the best thing about Mariah Carey: her boobs! I remember in the past she was considered the celebrity with the worst clothing style, and i don't think that changed very much! At least not in a good way! I wonder why did Mariah Carey took that dogie with her? Maybe she was getting tips and hints from little Butch there! That kind of explains the bad taste in fashion! Still i must credit her with that cleavage! It's probably the best thing that happened to me today, so far, so thank you Mariah Carey for sharing your fanbags with us! But seriously, loose that dog you're carrying there... you're ruining a perfect moment!

James Gandolfini, aka Tony Soprano, gives finger to the paparazzi! And everyone else!

Here is James Gandolfini leaving the Four Seasons for the SAG Awards last night -- where he flipped off the TMZ camera crew before departing. Now that's a sign of how much James Gandolfini cares about his fans and public opinion! He's like: man leave me alone, i don't need your crazy people taking pics of me! I'm Tony Soprano! So f**k off.... The "Sopranos" star was just joking around, looking confident about the awards. He ended up winning Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama. That's something you don't see every day, but i agree with his actions totally! We love reading stories about our favorite celebrities, but we don't care that sometimes these celebrities need to be left alone, away from these annoying paparazzi – if i was a celebrity I'd definitely hit this assholes as often as possible! So way the go Tony! Oh how much i loved The Sopranos! Too bad HBO turned them down in June 2007 after six seasons. Well you know what they say: what's good can't last forever! Sadly...

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie showed off their romance at the Screen Actors Guild Awards!

Well here's a couple that are enjoying every single moment of their relationship! No matter if they're going out to have dinner or attend some prestigious awards, they have a good time together! Yes sir i'm talking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! The Brangelina couple are probably the best couple in Hollywood, not just because they look so good together – okay so maybe Angelina needs to get a bit of weight, but i'm sure she's going to get back on track real soon - but because they have a great understanding on each other, People.com relates: they had everybody talking during their major red carpet entrance. But Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie seemed unable to keep their eyes off each other at the Screen Actors Guild Awards on Sunday. Stealing kisses at their table or just romantic glances, the twosome stuck close, returning to their table together – hand in hand, no less! – after a brief break from the main ballroom at the Shrine Auditorium. But the lovebirds soaked up the affection from at least one other person. Mickey Rooney approached the two at their table before the show, gabbed for a bit and posed for a picture.” Now that's something worthy to be jealous on! They have everything: money, fame and most important thing: they love each other! What can you ask more?

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel relationship is starting to shake? Or these are just rumors!

I've head some rumors that Justin Timberlake's relationship with Jessica Biel is not working very well! I wonder why is that? Maybe because Justin Timberlake is not very manly, and maybe Jessica wants someone who can get a bit tough sometimes – bar brawls champion, red lights runner, in two words, she might need a bad boy! I've always seen him as a kiddo! Very immature in his actions and somehow his looks betray him two! For the more there are some scandalous online rumors that Justin Timberlake was kissing a mystery woman, who wasn't his gorgeous girlfriend, the actress Jessica Simpson, at Manhattan nightclub Tenjune on Saturday night! However, OK! Magazine has confirmed with multiple sources that the platinum-selling pop star wasn't even at Tenjune at the time in question. Hmm, OK! Magazine cleared everything for us! Or maybe Justin Timberlake gave a few phone calls – and some money here and there – and everything is solved! It wasn't him! His innocent! I hope so, 'cause if he's cheating on Jessica Biel, he'd better turn on gay, or I'll hunt him down and put this fag to sleep! Jessica Biel is to good for him, i know it... it's just a matter of time until she's gonna say bye to this weasel!

Scarlett Johansson said yes to Barack Osama!

"I am engaged ... to Barack Obama," Scarlett Johansson, 23, announced to Associated Press reporters as she returned from a her USO tour to the Persian Gulf. "My heart belongs to Barack, and that is who I am currently, finally, engaged to. Yes."

I am shocked with her decision to get engaged with this man! What the hell does she like about him? Power? Prestige? Fortune? Just a week ago I was writing about Scarlett Johansson getting ready to get engaged with Ryan Reynolds and now this! She's a MATERIAL girl no doubt about it! But still Barack Obama? Why not go for prince William better? He's better looking and that way you get to be a princess!

Joking, Johansson, who stepped out for Obama at the Iowa caucus, was actually deflecting a question regarding whether she was engaged to fellow actor and current boyfriend Ryan Reynolds, the AP reports. Obama, 46, for the record, is happily married.
As for the attention she received overseas, Scarlett Johansson said, "Everybody that I met there was so incredibly friendly and polite and genuine and generous. "hey were so, so sweet. I mean, I was just amazed."

Sure Scarlett Johansson likes attention... I'm also sure she likes expensive jewelries! After all a girl should take good care about her, one way or another... and why spend her money when she can spend yours?

Brody Jenner is rumored to be Lindsay Lohan latest conquest! Wonder how long will it last?

I've heard that Lindsay Lohan was searching for a new boyfriend! Well I guess the search is complete as now it is rumored she found someone! Yes sir Brody Jenner it's her latest conquest, or maybe it's the other way around! Either way, Lindsay Lohan and Brody Jenner avoided being photographed together Friday night as the two hit night clubs in New York, but while inside they got pretty cozy, sources tell PEOPLE. The two “lovers” - maybe it's too soon to call them lovers, but this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about, so enjoy the moment and move on! - were spotted at Beatrice Inn having a wonderful time with each other! They stayed about 30 minutes and then headed to another celebrity hot spot, The Box, along with buddy Frankie Delgado. Reportedly, they both lingered until 3:30 a.m.! A source relates: "She likes him. It's early, but they are more than friends. He seems to like her back. They're actually sweet together, it would be nice if she kept him around." But this makes me wonder something! Why is Brody playin' Lindsay Lohan when he's still connected with Cora Skinner! If I remember right Brody Jenner said that Cora had “met the parents” and now “she's part of the family”. What exactly did he meant by that? If it's not love he's talking about, then he's probably thinking of adoption – I'm joking now... or am I not? Still a rep for Jenner did not return calls for comment!

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini photoshoot in Miami! She really is the future of the modeling world, as Tyra banks used to call her!

Ever heard of Alessandra Ambrosio? I didn't know too much about her either, but do we really need to check a girl's background and read about her private life details? Or we just want to see something hot and kinky? That's right, hot and kinky! But I will share a few details about her anyway: Alessandra Ambrosio is a 26, going 27, years old Brazilian supermodel, or as Tyra Banks used to call her: "The future of the modeling world"! Tyra knows best right? So that's about everything you need to know about Alessandra Ambrosio: she's hot, she's a supermodel and now she's posing in bikini! I wonder how hard it is for Alessandra Ambrosio to do this, I mean as a job: hey Alessandra what's your job honey? Well I get to wear some of the most expensive and coolest (and freakiest) clothes in the world, and I get money for doing it two! Oh wow, that's got to be a very stressful job right? I mean you must go to collage and learn how to walk, or how to keep your head straight forward and don't forget not to blink in front of the camera! That's a nightmare, I'm sure that's something just a few people can do this! The most important detail on Alessandra Ambrosio is her body! Obviously she can't do anything else in these world, but “cat walking” and calendar photoshoots! Can you even try and imagine Alessandra Ambrosio with 3 kids walking them to the morning school buss, and then return to her home and cook dinner? That's awful and disgusting! She;s not made for that! She's a supermodel! She's the “future of the modeling world”! Check her out!

Another one of Britney Spears specialties: nipples see-through outside a fitness center!

Of course you do! You can't stay away from Britney Spears! You hate her for what she's doing, and her stinking singing performance, but the truth is you like dirty stuff! You would rather see Britney Spears nipples then to watch a boring documentary about how there are millions of people out there who can't read or write – some can't even remember where they spent their recent vacation (Charlize Theron knows best)! Don't worry nobody is perfect! I understand your needs, but you might as well try and find something better then Britney Spears! Now in these pictures we see Britney Spears leaving a fitness center? Hey wait a minute, is Britney trying to get back in shape? Really? Remember how pretty she used to be back when she appeared on that “Hit me baby one more time” video? You'd love to see her like that again don't you? I'm sorry to break this so hard on you, but that's not going to happen any time sooner! Britney Spears got serious mental problems, so trying to build up a nice body it's just a waste of time! She should better try and fix these wheels up there! Anyway anyhow, I don't care if Britney Spears is ever gonna look good again, because seriously after I've seen her doing these crazy things over and over again (exposing her privates, showing boobs and nipples whenever she can, and acting like a lunatic), I doubt she can be normal ever again! So, for all the Britney Spears fan freaks out, here's another one of her embarrassing moments: see-through nipples pics! Hurray!