Britney Spears new attraction: pink wigs

Tuesday, 17 July 2007

Celebrity News: Candids of Britney Spears wearing an awful pink wig!

Being bald is not as bad as you might think if you are a fat guy with a “I love you Julie” tattoo on your arm, but if you are a celebrity like Britney Spears, and by some reasons you shaved your head, then you really must do something to cover your pitiful mistake! So you go and buy wigs! Yes wigs! Or hair extensions! Britney used them both, but finally decided that a wig is going to really improve her image! The next thing she had to do is pick a color… let’s see now… blond, brunet – actually there are hundreds of cool colors you can pick for your hair -… these are all boring colors… I will pick … PINK! PINK? Yes pink… that’s not a good pick Britney! You look like a tramp! What the hell… you have 2 kids now… I know that they are still little, and they don’t understand why their mother dresses like a clown, but these days’ kids grow up a lot faster, thanks to internet and television, and I wonder how you will explain your actions! Long story short: Britney is pink; at least her wig is… god knows what she will pick next! I recommend a shrink! I’ve heard they can do miracles!