Britney Spears teaches how to dress real cheap and crappy
Wednesday, 29 August 2007

Tutorial on how to create a Britney Spears dress, using table cloth, a rope and some boots! Try it yourself!

Have you seen Britney latest trend fashion? No? Allow me to introduce you in Britney’s “how to dress real cheap and crappy but still look like a celebrity who spends thousands of dollars every month for clothes” style!

I will make this more of a tutorial on how to create your own Britney dress – trust me this is very easy! What’s best is that you can do it yourself, at home, with just a few bucks: first you go to your kitchen and grab the table cloth, if you don’t have one go and buy some, it’s real cheap! Try finding something floral – that’s what Britney likes best!

Okay we have the material – half the job is already done! Now you wrap yourself together with the table cloth and mark the places where your hands should go out! Grab a knife make some holes and you can optionally add some buttons – again this is optional! If you are too lazy for that go grab a rope or something long enough to wrap it around your belly, over the table cloth dress!

I forgot to mention when you measure your dress, try to make it as small as possible, so that when you bend over to grab something, everyone should notice your butt – just like we saw Britney’s for the past 2 months! So now you have your dress! What you need now is some boots, doesn’t matter what size – the larger they are, the crappier you look, and that is our goal, remember that! One more thing while you try your new dress you MUST PLAY Britney’s music!

That’s all! Now you are a Britney! You like it? No? Well take a look at her! You can’t be uglier then her! She’s a total mess….

Consult the photos to see what you should achieve!

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