Britney Spears is getting ready to hire Attorney from Hell! Be afraid... be very afraid!

It seems Britney Spears decided to fight back for the custody of her kids! And since her former lawyers were no good to grant her the custody she is now searching for a new lawyer! Rumors are that Britney Spears future lawyer will be family-law attorney to the stars Stacy Phillips of the law firm Phillips, Lerner, Lauzon & Jamra. In case you never herd of her, let me tell you that she's very well known for representing celebrities like: Bobby Brown, baseball legend Darryl Strawberry, and the ex-spouses of Axl Rose, Tori Spelling and Jean-Claude Van Damme, among many others in her 24 years of family law practice. Wow now that's got to mean something! Especially for Britney Spears... she's a celebrity two and she's going to need this attorney if she wants to defeat K-Fed! The Ivy League legal eagle — she has degrees from both Dartmouth and Columbia — is one of the most feared divorce and custody attorneys in the country and has recently written the book Divorce: It's All About Control How to Win the Emotional, Psychological and Legal Wars. Ironically, Divorce received a certificate of commendation from the Mayor of Los Angeles, Antonio Villaraigosa, whose soon-to-be-ex-wife Corina is represented by... yes you guessed it.... the same Phillips! The attorney from hell... this has to be Phillips nickname! I'm pretty sure that by now, a strategy has been formed to bring Britney Spears kids back... one way or another this Phillips is going to do it... the easy way.. or the hellish way! Grrr!