Brooke Hogan showing off her feminine side!.... No not her face...it's her boobs!

Okay... i don't know what to think of Brooke Hogan anymore! What is she trying to achieve here? New ways of transportation? Is she Superman? I could have said Superwoman, but she is very often confused with a man – maybe because of her manly face... so you'll have understand why I'm making funny jokes on her! I like the way she's showing off her boobs, but unfortunately they're not very real... actually they're not real at all... just like her ability to fly isn't real either! Maybe she thought her boobs will help her float away in the sky, but i guess she missed one variable in this equation: gravity! Sure you might fool a 3 year old kiddo, but not us! Just as you can't fool us with your fake boobs and face! I'm sorry Brooke! I really am... i wish i could say something nice about you, but it's just that I don't like you! So why do i keep writing about Brooke Hogan if i don't like her? Well the same reason i post articles on Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton! They're celebrities.. good or bad these are the best we have... plus I love trashing them as often as possible... so here's Boobs Hogan... I mean Brooke Hogan...