OMG: Christina Aguilera is about to show “everything”for Playboy!

It seems Christina Aguilera busty chest has attracted the attention of a very important man: he's name is Hugh Hefner! You know him... he's that old fart at Playboy Mansion that bangs the world most hottest females! Well guess what he's run out of ideas, so he thought he make an offer to Christina Aguilera! Sure I want to see her naked two, but I was more like into that before her pregnancy! Now everything has changed... if you know what I mean! Here's what an insider said about Hefner and Xtina: "Hef has always loved Christina... he finds her Old Hollywood glamour stunning and magnetic." Unfortunately the pregnancy really changed Christina Aguilera for ever! She's not into this stuff anymore, a close friend relates: That was old Christina. That was Christina circa four years ago. She's looking to reinvent herself and grow. She wouldn't consider it but she finds it to be flattering to be offered at all." Now this so f***ed up! Why the hell didn't they asked Christina Aguilera to go naked before she got pregnant? Now everything it's ruined! We'll never see her exposed.... life's so unfair! Duh!