 Here’s something I’ve never thought it’s possible: a letter from 3 crew
members who worked on both Transformers, that totally trashes Megan Fox
for her behavior on set. Here goes Nelson:
This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew
members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week
we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes
by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things
straight. Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with
glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm
that we cover up to keep the moms happy. Michael found this shy,
inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her
the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around
to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in
Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one
of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was
the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with
Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a
professional. We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the
tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both
Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making
these two movies. We are in different departments; we can’t give our
names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished
from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the
other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her
trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to
memorialize the valley girl on film. Megan has the press fooled. When
we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows
how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on
set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director
make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around
the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always
such – the grump of the set? When facing the press, Megan is the queen
of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had
the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's
very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a
good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to
her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45
minutes in the chair! So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox,
pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has
something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director
whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with
Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows
who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what
a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get
some facts straight. Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he
can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason
– he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very
prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects
everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the
actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there. He gets
the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15
years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered
who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United
States and California, so he could work with his own crew. Megan says
that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit
more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t
insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the
business! Not one person got hurt! And who is the real Megan Fox? She
is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all
worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever
fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We
work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never
appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the
crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never
says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the
process of being an actress. Megan has been late to the sets many
times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of
misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t
walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done
seventy-five movies and she’s made two! Never expect Megan to attend
any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And
then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of
Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know
that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to
meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is
not nice." The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On
our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot
because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the
Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to
take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids.
God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking
forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler
guy” she is referring to. So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to
see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then
she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless,
graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can
twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only
they knew who they're really looking up to. But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We,
being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will
have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of
Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!
-Loyal Transformers Crew
Oh my… that can’t be good! Megan Fox has been officially decapitated,
literally speaking. If this is not a joke, then Megan you just lost
about 1 million fans, but you’re still a great looking woman, so I’ll
always have my door opened for you…
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