Before I start posting anything about our beloved Jessica Simpson, I want to explain first what BJ really means: B stands for blow, while J stands for job… and yes Jessie’s really faking a BJ, not to a real person of course, but to a microphone! And when I say microphone I’m actually talking about that metal object where you speak and everyone else can hear your voice from quite a distance… Anyway, we’ve seen Jessica Simpson taking advantage of microphones before, but this time she’s special because… well, she’s combining that with a “well praised” cleavage and some very short pants! Ridiculous hot I know, and when you think she’s still without a date… maybe she’s trying to prove something here? That she doesn’t need a man to get satisfaction perhaps… a simple “microphone” can do the trick… for her that is! Check her out!