John Mayer is sexier then Borat! He's also dumber...
Thursday, 07 February 2008

Oh my God! Here's John Mayer wearing a Borat costume.... a Borat bathing suit actually! He's so pathetic and hilarious at the same time! Can he go any lower then this?

John Mayer Oh my God! This has to be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen today! Dude what the hell is wrong with you! I'm talking about John Mayer! Have you ever heard of The Mayercraft Cruise ? No? What about Borat? You know that guy don't you! Well guess what it seems there's this – call it whatever you like - ocean cruise where everyone on board can see John Mayer dressed up just like Borat! And boy there is something I realized today! John Mayer really looks like Borat! His skinny little body and that fluffy hair.. he's like Borat's little brother... or maybe sister at least? I have no idea why someone will pay good money to see this monkey! He's pathetic! But then again he's also John Mayer! The one that used to date Jessica Simpson.. remember – that days are long over huh John? Oh don't worry if you missed him this year... you'll get plenty more in the upcoming years! I mean if there was Jessica Simpson instead of him then I'd perfectly understand you... but this is John Mayer! Yuck... Oh and another thing.. rumors are that in the next years John Mayer will try the Jack Sparrow costume.. and do some magic tricks... oh how terrific! I guess it's understandable... when you ran out of success you'd do anything just so everybody could cheer for you one more time! John Mayer really sucks... and he's so not Borat! Duh!

 
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