Strange: Kate Beckinsale enjoys eating vaginas but not sushi!

Oh man, check this out! Just a few days ago Kate Beckinsale has revealed something extraordinary! If you bought this month's Allure magazine then you already know what's this all about, if not, hold on to your pants, this one's spicy: I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] – i totally agree with her on the warmness - My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He's throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nice texts from all my friends going, "What's the matter with you?" But I haven't ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don't really worry about it.” Oh how nice... she'd rather eat a vagina... that's normal? She might have said she'd rather eat pasta, or something, but what the hell is a vagina has to do with eating? Normally you wouldn't find myself so offended, but this, somehow implies that Kate Beckinsale is a bit of gay... and that's disappointing! Why didn't she said she'd rather eat a wienie? Why oh why... because men are jerk! That's why! Well at least we can dream about Kate Beckinsale eating vaginas at her daily lunches! And they call me a freak... duh!