Lindsay Lohan full nakedness costs only $75.000!
Wednesday, 09 April 2008

If you have $75.000 and a camera you can hire Lindsay Lohan to pose fully naked for you! It seems she loves doing that for free two, as long as is part of her role! Got any change?

Lindsay LohanWow, I mean wow! Here's something you probably didn't know about Lindsay Lohan: she loves getting naked in front of a camera! For the more she's not willing to charge you extra, as long as this is part of her role! So if you are a mediocre, zero talented writer you should send her a script – naked scenes are fully required! Lindsay Lohan was offered to play the role of a nymphomaniac waitress, in the new movie Florence! Nothing out of the ordinary, but get this: she offered to strip naked, just to spice up the movie a little bit, she thought! On the other hand the script only calls for a Lindsay Lohan topless scene, leading the producers to turn down her offer. Now that's ironic and stupid! Why would you turn down Lindsay Lohan willingness to strip naked in your movie! Damn these producers! They're all a bunch of gay people anyway! It seems they only gave lindsay Lohan 75.000$ to strip down, although she would have done much more, for a lot less! Hey I have an idea! How about we start a donation program, dedicated for Lindsay Lohan nakedness: 1$ from each visitor would be more then enough to pay Lindsay! We'd actually get to make a well documented movie on Lindsay Lohan genitals! Okay i'm going to stop now, as my mind is really messing everything up! I'm a lunatic, I know, but I would never miss the opportunity to get Lindsay Lohan naked on camera, unlike some other idiots!


 
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