Rumors are Lindsay Lohan is pregnant, but the truth is she’s just fat! Simple like that!

Judging by this picture you might actually believe that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant! Fear not my friend, that’s just a lousy rumor! She’s just Fat! Fat fat fat! I’ll say it again: Lindsay Lohan is fat! And even if she was pregnant for real, can she actually point the real father? Come on, she had sex with at least 1000 men already – I may be overreacting, but 500 is a decent number for her don’t you think? – so she can’t be sure who’s the dumb ass that gave her such a lovely bump! Sure she’s a celebrity and having wild parties, and unconditioned sex with total strangers, is a must do, but still at least make sure he’s wearing a “glove”! I’ve always seen Lindsay Lohan as a cheap and sleazy woman, but I never believed to see her pregnant in this age… that’s something I’ve never dreamed of, not even in my nightmares! Imagine another LiLo… like we haven’t had enough with the original bad ass girl! Hope this is just a bad joke, and by tomorrow someone will kick me in the head and tell me what a bad rumor spreader I am! Like a give a f***! I get paid for right bullshit anyway!