Ah yes Madonna! Everybody used to like her, and almost everybody had the chance to get naked with her! Anyway, here’s something that you probably didn’t know: Madonna had her private life planned on paper – both sexual and spiritual! That’s so awesome, especially for Guy Ritchie, The Sun reports:

The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex. It stated that Guy had to "work to enrich his wife's emotional and spiritual well being" and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge. It even had instructions on what words Guy should use during rows "to resolve conflicts in a constructive way". Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: "I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this." The marriage rules said both parties must "devote time to our sexual expressiveness" and "not use sex as a stick to beat one another". Sources said Madonna pinned the contract up in their New York home after they saw marriage counsellors two years ago, and would say to her husband, "Contract, Guy, contract" if he broke the rules." Oh that’s a very smart way of contriling things, and people two! Two bad it didn’t take longer for Guy Ritchie to realize that he was completely off target with the “Like a Virgin” singer by his sides!