OMG: Paris Hilton is Pregnant?

Sunday, 23 December 2007

These pictures of Paris Hilton really make me wonder: is she pregnant for real? And if true, who’s the idiot to take blame for this?

Is Paris Hilton really Pregnant? Hmm, good question! Well she might be pregnant, judging be her clothes! If I’m not mistaking I’ve seen Christina Aguilera wearing the exactly same kind of dress, a few months ago! Still if Paris Hilton is pregnant why would she go in a club, and party like she used to? Hmm that’s strange! This indicates she’s not that pregnant afterall! Or maybe she’s very irresponsible! And now the silly question: who’s the father of her “yet not decided if it’s true or not, unborn child”? Is that gay dude following her around? Oh my god he’s got to be the one isn’t he? I’ve got an idea: let’s all get together, hold our hands and pray to the Lord, she’s only bluffing! By the way I think it’s the clothes that make her look like that! But that’s just a hunch! Here she is Paris Hilton… can’t say I’m happy to see her anyway!