Paris Hilton wins the Harvard Lampoon Humor Magazine's Woman of the Year award!

Oh this is good! Paris Hilton goes to Harvard! They can make a movie with this title... Fortunately for us and the Harvard geeks, she didn't actually graduated Harvard, she was just handled an giant, oversized trophy on the steps of the Lampoon Castle in Cambridge Massachussetts. Apparently, Paris Hilton was in town to receive the Harvard Lampoon Humor Magazine's Woman of the Year award! The Lampoon award is a spoof of the annual honors given by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals. "Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here, standing on the steps of the Harvard Lampoon," said Paris Hilton. "It's really exciting and I've had such a great time." Oh yeah I'm sure you've had a great time! It's your first prize! I mean award... but actually that's not a real award you know that don't you Paris? It's more like a joke... and this joke's on you, this time! Anyway Paris Hilton currently stars in the upcoming film The Hottie and the Nottie, which hits theaters on Friday. I'm almost sure this is going to be another bad movie... i think Paris Hilton should have stayed in low budget movies... like that one of hers... how was it called? A night in Paris.. yeah that's the one! Oh and another thing... what's with the eye? Are you trying to impress us or something! Patch it up Paris! You're ugly enough without a closing eye – yes i am a Paris Hilton hater... what're u gonna do about it?