Rihanna’s not wearing her boobs anymore! Such a shame!

No… no! Please don’t get me wrong I love her… she’s simply terrific! She’s Rihanna for Christ sake, but even though her status should always impose the best clothing style – because she’s a celebrity – that’s not the case for today! Here we have Rihanna at John Galliano fashion show in Paris! I don’t give a crap about the fashion magazines or clothing trends but I do give a crap when there are celebrities involved – and when you say celebrity and fashion you got to bound them together! Back on Rihanna though! What the hell is that she’s wearing you might ask? I don’t know either… it’s some sort of boobless ugly dress! Maybe that’s what she was trying to show us: look, look, I’m not wearing boobs today! And what’s with the shoes? They look like sleepers to me – again I remind you I’m no fashion designer, so I apologies to the pros! Nice watch Rihanna’s wearing though! Are you sure that’s a female watch though? I doubt it! I can hardly believe this is Rihanna we’re talking about… but it is! Check her out! Rihanna without boobs!