US Army is using Jessica Simpson in raising troops morale!

Thursday, 13 March 2008

Jessica Simpson went to Kuwait to help US troopers regain their morale! She might have better tried a strip show instead of her boring songs... it was a total failure!

Because US army can't find any other way to entertain their troops in Kuwait, they thought to send there a world wide known celebrity like Jessica Simpson and raise the men morale – you know with all the fighting and killing there, as a trooper you sometime need to get laid, or at least masturbate while you fantasize about your favorite celebrity! So they send Jessica Simspson... you'd be probably thinking that she did some sort of strip show, or at least she showed her boobs to our beloved fighters right? Wrong... she thought she's better using her head this time – and no, i'm talking about a sucking here – and actually sing something nice to all the men out there fighting for the honor of the USA – i know shit about politics and war so give me a break okay? ! Oh yeah i'm pretty sure everybody wanted to hear Jessica Simpson's angelic voice rather then seeing her “oversized” boobs! What a waste of time for them... why didn't they called for Britney Spears? I'm pretty sure they would have got a very nice surprise, especially the front seat rows, as I doubt Britney would wear something underneath her dress! Still i guess now our troopers have a changed view on what's going to happen with them: “hey man, we had Jessica Simpson with us last night, and we didn't even saw her fanbags... i think my life is worthless now... i'm going to go and kill as many terrorists as I can... life sucks!”