Britney Spears and her personal assistant are going to get married in Las Vegas!

Oh man I didn’t see that coming! Britney Spears is going to get married again? With her personal assistant? Damn this has to be the best joke I’ve heard today! Why on Earth is she marring her assistant? I think she’s doing it on purpose, just to annoy Kevin Federline! If she’s marrying that monkey Sam, then he’s going to be stepfather of Kevin sons! That’s the trick Britney Spears is pulling here! Here’s more: a source said: "Britney is completely under Sam's spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes care of everything.

"Her lawyers have begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn't seem to be listening."

Kevin, 29, is said to be furious about the 26-year-old singer's plans as he does not want Sam to be stepfather to his sons, two-year-old Sean Preston and 15-month-old Jayden James.

A family insider told America's Star magazine: "Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper. We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he's alone with Brit.

"Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She'll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it."

Meanwhile, Kevin's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan will appear in court today (18.12.07) to discuss Britney's night of partying last week, on the same day she claimed to be too ill to attend her court-ordered deposition. Inside sources say Kaplan plans to ask the judge to prevent Britney getting more custody of the boys until she sits for her court-documented questioning with Kevin's legal team.

He could also request Britney's lawyers be blocked from depositioning anyone on Kevin's side.

Kevin currently has temporary full custody of the boys and receives £15,000-a-month in child support from Britney, while she has three
supervised visits a week.

They have agreed to share custody over the Christmas holidays, but Kaplan may even appeal for Britney's current visitation rights to be withdrawn.